Grandparents: The true stars of social media. We know they're hilarious over text, but it's when they join Twitter and discover the ability to share their hilarious thoughts with the entire world that we're truly blessed with their classic lines in 140 characters or less.
We took to Twitter to find the absolute best tweets from grandparents opining on behavior, birthdays, and of course how best to spoil the grandkids, and they did not disappoint. Check out the boomer humor that makes it clear the kids aren't the only ones who know how to tweet.
What the funniest thing your parent, or grandparent, has said?
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Put Them to Work

Maybe next time they'll learn not to choose such a predictable movie.
Sorry Not Sorry

Well there's a grandparent confession you never wanted to hear.
#Winning

The real meaning of being a grandparent.
Priorities

No matter about #4. We're all about #3 in this family. He's OK, by the way.
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Yup, That's It

Eek! Well that'll get you on a fitness regimen ASAP.
Help, Please!

A tweet does not equal a text. Let's hope someone helped Anne!
Talking Tips

He got pretty close. Any points for hilarity?
Own It

Nope, he'll have no idea. But it'll make for a great story once he's older. Just save this tweet to prove it all over again.
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Quickly Forgotten

Goodbye! Now, let's get to the baseball.
Don't Tell Mom

Mom really never has to know, so let's just keep this our little secret, ok?
Not Today

Honestly, the kid's not having a good day. So naturally, it's only fair to stage a protest.
The Most Honest of All

Every grandparent who manages to show the same self-restraint deserves all of the awards.
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Hardy Har Har

The only thing better than dad jokes? Grandpa jokes.
None for You

Well, baby knows best!
Listen Up!

Yup, it's time to leave now. Hurry up, Grandma.