SNL's 'Bambi' Starring 'The Rock' Is One Disney Movie We'd Actually Want to See (VIDEO)

Is there anyone in the world who didn't cry when Bambi's mother was killed by hunters? Hey, if there is, then there's something seriously wrong with that person. But it's good to know that Disney will be remaking "Bambi" -- not as a sweet, naive little fawn, but as a badass mutha who can spray bullets with the best of them. Oh, and he'll be played by Dwayne Johnson, a.k.a. The Rock. This, at least, is the bloody Bambi envisioned by Saturday Night Live.

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OMG, people, I am not a violent woman, but there is just something about The Rock in fawn ears shooting his way through a hunter's lodge that just makes me go YEAHHH!

Now, we all know Disney wouldn't remake Bambi this way, but oh that they would. Give those hunters a taste of their own medicine, 'kay?

The group is nicely rounded out by "Vin Diesel," slurring his words like he's perpetually drunk, "Tyrese Gibson" as Flower ("Whoooo!!!"), and "Michelle Rodriguez" as Faline. Why does she have no good lines?

Such a great opportunity for bad puns too. "Now it's time for them to pay ... deerly," and "Wassamatta? Never seen a deer in the headlights?"  and "Here's the sign: Deer Crossing, muthaf**ker!"

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Hey, these lines are just as bad as the ones from The Fast and the Furious. (Not that I would know, because you wouldn't catch me dead watching that -- but I can't imagine they're far off.)

Get bucked!

Would you watch this movie?

 

Image via Saturday Night Live/YouTube

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