Dear Disney, No Amount of Abracadabras Can Make the 'Hocus Pocus' Remake Good

Bette Midler, Sarah Jessica Parker, Kathy Najimy in Hocus Pocus
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There are certain things you associate with Halloween: costumes, candy corn, and Hocus Pocus. As cheesy as it might be to some now, this 1993 Disney film has become a beloved treasure among millennials and family flick lovers alike, which makes news that a Hocus Pocus reboot is coming to the Disney Channel the utmost f*ckery you'll hear today.

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