Rachel Lindsay's 'Bachelorette' Suitors: 5 That Have Us Scratching Our Heads

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With the Bachelorette premiere just days away, we're dying for Rachel Lindsay's journey to begin, and we have a little more information on who her prince charming could be. Rachel's contestant list is officially here, and let's just say a few of them are ... interesting.

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First, we have Bryce, a 30-year-old firefighter who describes himself as a "laid back shot of gasoline when the fire starts to die." Um, Bryce, we hate to break it to you, but isn't that the opposite of what a firefighter is supposed to do?! He also claimed to have caught a girl's hair on fire once while they were having sex, so yeah, he may not be the best at his job.

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And speaking of jobs... there are a few weird occupations on this list, as per usual. There's Jonathan, who claims to be a "tickle monster" for a living ... yeah, that sounds awful. We have a feeling a driven go-getter like Rachel may be less than impressed with that one. 

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Nonsensical job number two belongs to Lucas, who claims he's a "whaboom" -- whatever that is. We can't wait to hear his explanation of that one and fully expect it to be 100 percent ridiculous. And there's also the fact that he describes his dream woman with a list of Disney princesses and Jessica Rabbit -- none of whom look anything like Rachel.

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Next up is Milton, whose honesty is definitely worrying us a bit. In his bio, he admitted that his motive behind going on The Bachelorette is so that he can be discovered, because he wants to break into acting. Okay, so he's not the first contestant to go on the show for that reason, but he's the first to admit it so openly. We're not sure we're too happy about that!

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And finally, we have DeMario, who was one of the dudes we met back during After the Final Rose when five of Rachel's suitors were introduced. He's pretty celebrity obsessed, and all of his answers have to do with his favorite stars ... especially Denzel Washington. In fact, he wants to have a pet lion named Denzel the Lion. Wonder if Rachel's down for that?

And remember: These are just a few of the 31 guys who will be vying for Rachel's heart when the season kicks off on Monday. Hopefully, among them is the man she's going to spend the rest of her life with ... even if he is a "whaboom" for a living. 

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