'Teen Mom' Farrah Abraham's 10 Best Quotes (And by 'Best' We Mean 'Dumbest')
Farrah Abraham. What with her infamous sex tape and recent DUI, even if you don't watch the MTV show Teen Mom, you probably have heard of her. (If you haven't, you're a better man than I.)
I don't think I need to tell you that Farrah is a really bad role model -- a terrible one, actually -- but here's the thing: She's hilarious. Side-splittingly hysterical. When she opens her mouth and starts making sentences, magic happens. Don't believe me? Here are Farrah Abraham's 10 dumbest quotes.
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On Her Drinking, But Not Drinking the Night She Got a DUI
"I was drinking throughout the night but I was just getting drinks from friends and I was not really trying to drink."
Someone Asks if Farrah Can 'Confirm' the Existence of a Sex Tape
On Cleaning: A Video
"So, I've been cleaning, like, all get-out. Sorry I look like a hella-mess, 'cause I've been, like, cleaning, like, not caring what I look like."
On James Deen, Her Sex Tape Partner
"I don't need to talk negatively about someone because I have nothing good to say. He should really just get out of the porn industry because things have gotten to his head, he disrespects women, and his penis is small. I haven't seen many but his definitely was not big."