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'Teen Mom' Farrah Abraham's 10 Best Quotes (And by 'Best' We Mean 'Dumbest')

EntertainmentPublished Apr 30, 2013
By Nicole Fabian-Weber
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Farrah Abraham. What with her infamous sex tape and recent DUI, even if you don't watch the MTV show Teen Mom, you probably have heard of her. (If you haven't, you're a better man than I.)

I don't think I need to tell you that Farrah is a really bad role model -- a terrible one, actually -- but here's the thing: She's hilarious. Side-splittingly hysterical. When she opens her mouth and starts making sentences, magic happens. Don't believe me? Here are Farrah Abraham's 10 dumbest quotes.

Image via Farrah Abraham/Twitter

1/10
On Her Drinking, But Not Drinking the Night She Got a DUI-placeholder
On Her Drinking, But Not Drinking the Night She Got a DUI
Farrah Abraham/Twitter

On Her Drinking, But Not Drinking the Night She Got a DUI

"I was drinking throughout the night but I was just getting drinks from friends and I was not really trying to drink."

2/10
On Her Getting Behind the Wheel With a .147 BAC-placeholder
On Her Getting Behind the Wheel With a .147 BAC
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On Her Getting Behind the Wheel With a .147 BAC

"I did not endanger anyone's life."

3/10
On Her Not Having a Mug Shot-placeholder
On Her Not Having a Mug Shot
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On Her Not Having a Mug Shot

"I was put in a very bad situation and I really have nothing to worry about in terms of being in jail, getting a mug shot, having it look bad on my record."

4/10
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Someone Says the Word 'Elaborate' to Farrah
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Someone Says the Word 'Elaborate' to Farrah

"A library?"

5/10
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The Same Person Corrects Farrah, Says, 'No, Elaborate.'
Farrah Abraham/Twitter

The Same Person Corrects Farrah, Says, 'No, Elaborate.'

"Eee-lab-or-ate?"

6/10
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Someone Asks if Farrah Can 'Confirm' the Existence of a Sex Tape
Farrah Abraham/Twitter

Someone Asks if Farrah Can 'Confirm' the Existence of a Sex Tape

7/10
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On Her Best Valentine's Day Ever: A Tweet
Farrah Abraham/Twitter

On Her Best Valentine's Day Ever: A Tweet

"It's < - day l. Say still my drink #winsow Doqn. Ya I'm country. #windows down va- shown. Uaaaaaa @."

8/10
On Cleaning: A Video-placeholder
On Cleaning: A Video
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On Cleaning: A Video

"So, I've been cleaning, like, all get-out. Sorry I look like a hella-mess, 'cause I've been, like, cleaning, like, not caring what I look like."

9/10
On James Deen, Her Sex Tape Partner-placeholder
On James Deen, Her Sex Tape Partner
Farrah Abraham/Twitter

On James Deen, Her Sex Tape Partner

"I don't need to talk negatively about someone because I have nothing good to say. He should really just get out of the porn industry because things have gotten to his head, he disrespects women, and his penis is small. I haven't seen many but his definitely was not big."

10/10
On Fellow 'Teen Mom' Jenelle Evans-placeholder
On Fellow 'Teen Mom' Jenelle Evans
Farrah Abraham/Twitter

On Fellow 'Teen Mom' Jenelle Evans

"Jenelle has all the potential to turn her negatives into a positive like I have."

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