'Kimmy Schmidt' Gets Some 'Orange Is the New Black' Love With a Litchfield Remake of 'Peeno Noir'

Orange Is The New Black 'Honey Jar'

I'll probably be shunned for saying this, but I'm not a big fan of Kimmy Schmidt and her perky "unbreakable" attitude. Nonetheless, I've seen enough to know who Titus Andromedon is and all the 'tude he packs. In fact, I've seen his hilarious "ode to black penis," called "Peeno Noir," a time or two -- which is why I got a kick out of my favorite Litchfield ladies, doing their own rendition of Titus's hit (they call theirs "Honey Jar") in celebration of Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt's second season (premiering in April).

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The video includes Orange Is The New Black fan favorites (which obviously means not Piper): Laverne Cox, Laura Prepon, Uzo Aduba, and so many more. 

But wait, I can't help but wonder: If Titus is talking about black penis, then is "honey jar" is a reference to prison vagina? Hmm. 

The song does definitely reference all types of sticky situations the ladies have gotten themselves into -- making it all the more hilarious as you reminisce about your favorite episodes. The cast doesn't leave out much of anything, from the infamous yard chicken to Boo's makeshift sex toys -- with catchy lyrics like, "screw driver, you'll find it in Boo's boudoir."

No matter where you stand on either show, it'll be pretty hard not to get a good laugh out of -- and sing along to -- these hilarious odes to two totally different lifestyles.

And for those who haven't see the original -- catch up! Class is in session on April 15 with the premiere of Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt's second season!

 

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