15 Craziest Things That Jenelle Evans Has Ever Said

Lauren Brown | Nov 23, 2015 TV

Jenelle EvansOh, Jenelle Evans -- she never ceases to amaze us with her crazy retorts, comebacks, and one-liners. One has to wonder if she ever regrets some of the things she says -- or even realizes the eye rolls (and sometimes anger) she's evoking in others? It doesn't always seem possible that Jenelle thinks before she speaks! Regardless, it's pure entertainment for us that always leaves us with our mouths agape.

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All reality stars get caught on camera saying things that are a little iffy. And that's no exception for the Teen Mom cast -- we've seen these ladies say some things so jaw-dropping it makes us blush! But Jenelle Evans might just take the cake in this category. She rarely censors herself, she talks back to her mom, and she says the craziest things when she's angry. Not to mention how she explained herself when she decided to go to a Kesha concert instead of getting a reduced jail sentence *FACE PALM*. So yeah, we could definitely find a few favorite moments of this teen mama saying the cringiest stuff we've ever heard.

Let's take a look back at the 15 most shocking things that Teen Mom 2 star Jenelle has ever said!

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  • Kesha Trumps Jail

    1

    "I got second-row seats to see Kesha ... you don't understand, this is my idol. She's like my idol ... I really can't miss that concert. That's why I got all these feathers in my hair. I bought clothes for the concert. I've set up hotel rooms for the concert. Like no one understands how important this concert is to me. It’s not just a concert. It’s Kesha." -- That time Jenelle rationalized going to a Kesha concert trumped a reduced jail sentence ... SMH!

  • A Likely Story ...

    2

    "Well yeah I did use your credit cards, but only to get gas and to get food." -- Jenelle trying to explain to her mom that she didn't technically steal her credit card since she only got things she really needed ...

  • Pregnant?

    3

    "I don't know if my pregnancy test is positive because I'm pregnant, or because I still have elevated hormones because of my recent abortion." -- Jenelle's perfectly logical response after taking a home pregnancy test.

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  • Heels for Court

    4

    "I'm gonna wear my heels to court 'cause they make me look more classier." Jenelle definitely knows how to win over the judge. The grammar police? Not so much.

  • Putting Babs in Her Place

    5

    "You work at Walmart deli, and I'm going to be a medical assistant saving people's lives while you serve some f**king food!" -- Jenelle putting her mom in her place at the latest Teen Mom 2 reunion.

  • Fight With Nathan

    6

    "I guess he has a scratch or two on him from me wrestling him to get my phone." -- Jenelle explaining what happened after she was arrested for domestic violence after attacking ex-fiancé Nathan Griffith in front of his new girlfriend.

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  • Jenelle Has a Point Here ...

    7

    "Mom, guess what? Nothing else worse can happen." -- One of the first Jenelle-isms we ever heard on her episode of 16 and Pregnant. Her mom didn't want her boyfriend sleeping over even though Jenelle was already pregnant. For once, Jenelle did have a point!

  • Feeling Fine ...

    8

    "I'm not hungover, I'm just tired, have a headache, and feel like I'm gonna throw up." Okay, Jenelle, whatever you say!

  • Sorry, Jace

    9

    "I still haven't seen Jace because I've been so busy working and hanging out with Kieffer." So great to know that Jenelle's priorities have always been in tact!

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  • A Dis for Gary Shirley

    10

    "I'm not calling him fat, it'd be healthy to lose some weight." Jenelle recently shot at fellow Teen Mom star Gary Shirley.


  • Looking Out for Jace?

    11

    "It would be selfish to Jace if I had another child. I decided to get an abortion." -- Jenelle's "logical" reasoning for why she didn't keep the baby when she got pregnant with her ex Courtland Rogers.

  • Take That, Babs

    12

    "I'm the mom, you aren't the father either. You're just the grandmother!" -- Jenelle yelled this at her mother during a fight over custody issues surrounding Jace. Considering that Jace calls Babs mom, Jenelle wasn't quite on track with this one.

  • Tons of Arrests? No Problem!

    13

    "When I have background checks done, I had my record expunged for all the dismissed charges I've had. Really, I don't have anything on my record other than arrested numerous times." -- Jenelle on why she doesn't have a hard time getting hired, even though she has lost track of all the times she has been arrested.

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  • Baby Number Three?

    14

    "I definitely want to try one more time for a little girl. But of course, that's not any time soon. I have birth control, Nexplanon, for three years in my arm. So, it's not like I can do anything about it, and I don't want to right now." -- Jenelle on trying for a girl and perhaps having her third child with a third father!

  • Breastfeeding 101

    15

    "Kaiser loves the boob." -- Jenelle's tweet about breastfeeding that sent the Internet into overdrive, with breastfeeding advocates feeling that Jenelle really diminished what breastfeeding is all about in this tweet.

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