'Real Housewives of Orange County's' Heather and Terry Dubrow Win at Marriage in the Craziest Way

Monday night's Real Housewives of Orange County should have been all about the bad blood (cue Taylor Swift) between Vicki Gunvalson and Meghan King Edmonds, but instead the episode winners are Heather and Terry Dubrow for proving the key to a happy marriage is indulging in crazy skin treatments together.

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It was nothing short of amazing when Vicki balked at Heather's stomach, which was very clearly leaking blood everywhere at Tamra Judge's sex party for C.U.T. Fitness. Like a boss, Heather calmly excused herself to the ladies room while Terry just shrugged his shoulders and said, "Leeches."

Seriously, people -- leeches.

You see, the Dubrows had leeches duct-taped to their bodies as some sort of crazy skin care regimen that allegedly Demi Moore swears by. Normally I'd let out a gasp of "WTF?" but Terry, a respected doctor, seemed totally into it and not at all concerned by the bleeding, so now I'm kind of intrigued.

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The scene in the restroom of Heather and Meghan swapping clothing (Heather needed to borrow a dress from Tamra because her skirt was soaked in blood and Meghan's corset was falling off) and then Terry and Heather laughing hysterically about the leeches is the stuff Real Housewives dreams are made of. Catfights and bickering? Hey, that's yesterday's news.

Now excuse me while I go research skin treatments involving leeches.

 

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