New 'American Horror Story: Hotel' Promos Will Give You Nightmares for Life (VIDEOS)

american horror story hotelIn need of a little nightmare fuel? Lucky for you, American Horror Story: Hotel has just released two new promo spots, and dear Lord above, are they ever creepy!! Like, "OMG, I know Lady Gaga is in this show and I'm totally gonna wanna watch it, but I might literally die from fright if I do."

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Both of these terrifying clips are super short, which is super good, because if they were any longer you'd probably drop dead of a stroke on the spot. And both of them give us some clues -- vague clues, but at least they're clues -- about what we can expect from this next season. (And what we can expect is heart palpitations!) Check out the first:

My eyes, my eyes!!! WHAAAA HAPPEN TO THAT MAAAAAAAAN?!?!? I don't know how AHS creator Ryan Murphy does it, but it's like he's got an all-access pass to my creepiest recurring dreams. 

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Have you recovered yet? Then give the next video a look (this one is slightly less scary, depending on how you feel about clowns):

Okay, actually that one's pretty scary, too. (Pretty sure those are Gaga's talons going after that clown!) Yikes! I'd hate to see the Yelp reviews for this hotel. Still, I'm too intrigued not to "check in," so to speak. Joining Gaga, in case you hadn't heard, will be recurring cast members including Angela Bassett, Kathy Bates, Sarah Paulson, Denis O'Hare, and Finn Wittrock; Gaga's hotel owner character is said to be in a "love triangle" with Bassett's and Wittrock's characters. Juicy!

Can't wait to see more!! (Or can I?!)

 

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