'Bachelorette' Recap: Kaitlyn Bristowe's Season Goes From Predictable to Insane

Kaitlyn Bristowe

Womp. Womp. Uhhhh ... could tonight's episode of The Bachelorette have been any more freakin' predictable? Gah. We're only in week two, people, and already, Kaitlyn Bristowe's season is shaping up to be a carbon copy of, well, every other season of The Bachelorette (and The Bachelor for that matter) in the past.


I mean, are they just running out of ideas for remotely original dates? It was like a broken record. On the boxing group date, the dudes fought over Kaitlyn, and then low and behold, poor Jared literally got his a** kicked and wound up in the hospital and gasp -- scored some alone time later in the evening even though he was supposed to be in a bed in the ER sipping on ginger ale and eating saltines.

(One question -- did he even shower before he showed up at the hotel asking for Kait to come downstairs? I shudder to think.)

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Ugh. And then there was the whole underwater photo shoot with Clint. Yeah, it was pretty cool and he and Kaitlyn definitely seemed to have physical chemistry, but did anyone else hear him utter more than like three words throughout the entire date? (I didn't think so.)

And don't even get me started on the comedy club group date. Granted, Amy Schumer was amazing because ... she's Amy Schumer, but damn, these dudes? With the exception of the dentist (Chris?), no one really stood out as all sorts of awesomesauce.

As far as the evening after the group date went? Good GRIEF. Can we please just put Kaitlyn's conversation with Tony on replay for the sake of the pure entertainment value? What did he say? He's a "combination lock," or whatever? OMG. Dude thinks he's all zen, but he's totally the most tightly wound of the bunch.

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And can we talk about Joe for a second? Sure, his hair is a little over-the-top, but man, I'm digging the accent and the slick-factor, which obviously Kaitlyn is too. (She's no dummy.)

But WTF was up with J.J. getting the rose? How in the heck does she not see through him? He's clearly as arrogant as they come, and quite honestly, he really ought to think about hitting up the dentist (Chris?) for a whitening treatment. (Did I just type that?)

Ugh. And Kupah? Mad props to Kaitlyn for telling him to hit the road before the rose ceremony. He might be even more full of himself than J.J. But OMG -- how embarrassing was it when he tried to plead his case to stick around? Poor Katilyn tried to dump him like 10000 times before he finally got the message.

Of course, after seeing him flip out on the camera man, we can't wait to see what goes down next week at the beginning of the show. (Kick his a** Kaitlyn!) 

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