'Bachelor' Recap: Britt's Epic Lie Makes a Total Fool Out of Chris Soules

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Yes!!!! PLEASE tell me I'm not the only one who just about got up off the couch and cheered when Britt Nilsson proceeded to sink her own ship with Chris Soules on The Bachelor tonight! OMG. Yeah, she's beautiful and all, but good GRIEF -- that girl has to be one of the most selfish women to ever be cast in the history of the show.


Let's forget about the fact that she supposedly doesn't shower, because apparently Chris doesn't mind one bit. Regardless of her personal hygiene habits, he's been totally smitten with her throughout the process, up until tonight, that is.

I don't care what anyone says -- she totally got caught in a major lie with the whole "I love sunsets in Arlington and I wanna have your babies" bit tonight.

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Oh, pleeeassssse. I know she seems pretty hot for Chris and all, but nothing will ever top the look on her face in that car when she and the other girls drove down Main St. in Arlington. She wasn't just shocked, she was appalled, you guys. And given the fact that there aren't even any operating restaurants in that town, it's not like she'll even be able to reprise her career as a waitress if Chris does wind up choosing her in the end.

And for the love of everything remotely decent in this world, let's just hope he manages to see through her true colors and doesn't offer her a hometown date on tomorrow night's episode.

Um, how horrible did you feel for Kaitlyn when Chris gave her a rose and instead of being classy and respectful, Britt opted to basically call him a d-bag for "validating" another woman's feelings instead of hers? OMG. Does she even realize that she's on a reality TV show where there are a bunch of other chicks dating the same dude as she is?

I don't know about you, but I'm on pins and needles waiting to see whether or not Chris wises up and sends her packing tomorrow night. Holy shiz. If Carly winds up going home instead of her, I seriously might have a nervous breakdown. (Carly for Bachelorette! Carly for Bachelorette!)

Oh, and aside from Britt's fate with Chris? Yeah, I'd be lying if I said I wasn't super stoked to see how Chris reacts when Jade tells him she posed nude for Playboy. That conversation is going to be one for the record books.

Do you think Chris will invite Britt on a hometown date?


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