Latest Mama June & Sugar Bear Rumors Will Make Your Jaw Drop With Disgust

Mama June, Sugar BearPass the brain bleach please. Fresh off hearing the rumor that there may be demand for a Mama June and Sugar Bear sex tape, I just heard that the estranged couple may already have the threesome thing down. Apparently, Uncle Poodle told The National Enquirer that June Shannon and Mike Thompson had a sexual tryst with Poodle and Sug's elder brother Billy back in 2007.

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Agggh! There is so much wrong with that I don't even know where to begin. Now, this is The National Enquirer, so please take with a grain of salt, but here's what we know.

According to the mag, Marvin Lee "Uncle Poodle" Thompson told them the details about the time June confided in him that she'd had a romp with her partner, Poodle's big brother Mike "Sugar Bear" Thompson, and their elder brother Billy.

"June said all of the kids were out of the house and Billy came over to visit them," Poodle claimed.

"June was getting ready to take a bath and Billy happened to see her in her undergarments. He then told June, 'If you are dressed like that when I get back, I'm going to have sex with you.' Sugar Bear was apparently sitting in (a) nearby chair laughing. June said that about an hour later, Billy arrived and she was naked in bed and they ended up having a threesome."

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I mean, have you seen Mama June? Can you blame a guy for not being able to keep his pants on after seeing her in her unmentionables? Umm ... moving on.

Billy has since allegedly said he didn't remember if he'd had sexual relations with that woman, which is hard to believe, because I'm pretty sure that any sex with Mama June -- good, bad, or ugly -- would be hard to forget. Later, Billy denied it, and tried to claim that June and her man had actually had a three-way with another woman.

But Poodle is standing by his statement. "I would be more than happy to take another polygraph test (based) on what June told me -- if she denies it," he insisted.

Please God ... No.

Are you grossed out by this latest accusation in the Honey Boo Boo scandal?

 

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