'Kourtney & Khloe Take the Hamptons' Recap: Khloe's Sexy Bath With Scott Was TOTALLY Inappropriate!

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I would never, ever, ever think it was a good idea to take a bubble bath with my brother-in-law. Ever. He's a good guy, but he's exceptionally tall. Also, he is married to my sister. Thus, taking a bubble bath with him, I'm pretty sure, is some sort of biblical level of sin that would no doubt summon Zeus from the heavens to dash my brains out with a lightning bolt. I'm mixing religions here, but you get the point. Whatever the reason, for a podcast, for shits and giggles, there is no reason that Khloe Kardashian should have been in a bathtub with Scott Disick, and vice versa. 

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I know, I know, they are doing it for the shock value! They are doing it to promote their podcast! Guess what, y'all: Unless specifically stated otherwise ... no one can see you in a podcast. So what does being in a bath accomplish other than all the splashing noises, making your listeners feel like they've developed a UTI or a sudden yearning to take in the sights of a local waterfall?

Do I sound like a prude? I probably do, but whatever, I'm 30, I'm past caring about how uptight I seem. Sure, Scott was in swim trunks (and, inexplicably, a life jacket) and Khloe was in a red bathing suit, but they were still side by side doing something super personal! They laughed about it the whole time, but you can't tell me they both didn't know it was a little outre! Khloe herself drew an imaginary line in the tub that Scott could not cross. 

I really want to believe that Scott and Khloe are just close. They seem like really good friends. Khloe sticks up for Scott, Scott makes Khloe laugh and builds her up when she needs it. But the show, ugh, I hate that I'm writing this and meaning it -- it's making it seem like the two have feelings for each other. I'm sorry, it just is! Don't talk about your brother-in-law's penis with him! Don't let him sleep in your bed! It feels like these are rules that should not need stating. Kourtney is a really cool cat, and I feel like if it were a real problem, if she were really threatened, she'd say something, so maybe it's just the show's edit. But either way, they need to cool it, for Kourt's sake. 

What do you think about Khloe and Scott's relationship?

 

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