'Bachelor' Wedding Recap: Sean Lowe & Catherine Giudici Ruin Everything

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Well? The party's officially over. Or at least it is for those of us who just tuned in for Bachelor couple Sean Lowe and Catherine Giudici's live TV wedding in Santa Barbara. Sure, they're headed to the reception with all their guests. But those of us who "attended" from the comfort of our own couches didn't even get any sort of wedding favor. Other than the pleasure of watching their "grown sexy" ceremony, that is.

Ok, ok, so part of me is sort of happy for them -- because so few Bachelor and Bachelorette couples actually make it to the altar.

But then again, I can't help but be slightly nauseated after giving up the past two hours of my life -- to mostly hear about the fact that Sean and Catherine are about to have sex tonight.


(At least somebody's getting laid.)

In all seriousness -- didn't it feel like the whole "traditional" vibe of the wedding was cheapened by the fact that there was a freakin' live camera in the honeymoon suite? What the heck was up with that? We even saw the maid getting the sheets ready, for crying out loud. (Gotta feel bad for her when she's forced to change 'em tomorrow morning.)

I know the theme of the wedding was this "grown sexy" bullsh*% -- but OMG, it's like the whole damn show revolved around the sex Sean and Catherine have not had yet. Seeing him buying lingerie was beyond awkward. And don't even get me started on her super-hot "boudoir" photos. Um ... something tells me he won't give a rat's ass about the pics once he's able to seal the deal in a few hours. He doesn't want to look at it ... he wants to, well -- ya know.

On that note, I'm going to bed. (To sleep, that is. I didn't get married tonight. Nuff said.)

What did you think of Sean and Catherine's wedding?


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