'Bachelorette' Desiree Hartsock's 25 Guys Revealed (PHOTOS)

Lindsay Mannering | May 15, 2013 TV

bachelorsThe bachelors are here! The bachelors are here! ABC has released the names, faces, and absurd bios of the 25 guys who decided to up-end their careers and try to find reality show stardom and, oh yeah, true love. Bachelorette Desiree Hartsock's suitors are just what you'd expect: overly tan, suspiciously buff men in their late 20s who have no qualms about going on TV and potentially ruining their lives.

Take a peek at all 25 dudes -- Jonathon and Zak W. are my top picks. Who are yours?

  • Ben

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    He's a 28-year-old Texas boy who claims his favorite movie is Tommy Boy. "Fat guy in a little coat!"

  • Brad

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    A 27-year-old from Denver, his occupation is Accountant slash ... DJ. Amazing.

  • Brandon

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    He's got a cross tattoo on his back, he's 26, and he's from Minnesota.

     

  • Brian

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    Brian's 29 and says his fave movie is The Notebook. (Come on, dude.)

  • Brooks

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    Brooks, 28, has these deep things to say about the experience: "I acknowledge the reality that I may not fall in love. However, crazy things have happened. As in, you never know. Maybe I do. That's an okay bet for me. Nothing to lose -- everything to gain."

  • Brydon

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    He's a 27-year-old Iraq vet and likes girls who dress up for dates.

  • Chris

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    He's a 27-year-old mortgage broker who snacks on almonds and likes to play Scrabble.

  • Dan

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    A beverage sales rep, Dan's 30 and made it clear on his Bachelorette application that he'd be willing to be the next Bachelor, and even included a handwritten smiley face.

  • Diogo

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    He's a 29-year-old Brazilian and says his favorite flick is The Lucky One. (Jesus Christ, man.)

     

  • Drew

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    He's a 27-year-old analyst from Arizona who's been to over 30 Dave Matthews concerts.

     

  • James

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    A salesman from Georgia, he's 27 and left blank the answer to "What's your greatest accomplishment?"

     

  • Jonathon

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    He's a 26-year-old lawyer from North Carolina who has great taste in music, is laid back, and might be kinda perfect.

     

  • Juan Pablo

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    A former pro-soccer player, he's 31 and from Venezuela.

  • Kasey

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    A 29-year-old Oklahoma boy who's 6'4", rides motorcycles, and wishes he could play in the NBA.

  • Larry

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    He's a 34-year-old ER doctor and explains he'd bring an iPhone and an iPhone charger if he was stranded on a desert island, obviously forgetting that desert islands do not typically come equipped with electrical outlets.

  • Micah

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    He's a 32-year-old law student who once bought an engagement ring for a girl he had been dating for a week. (It didn't work out.)

  • Michael G.

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    He's a 33-year-old prosecuter from New York and claims he's fearless on dates.

  • Mike R.

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    He's a 27-year-old dental student from London. Also: he's 6'4" with a size 13 shoe.

  • Mikey

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    He's a 30-year-old contractor from Illinois who admits he hasn't read a book in many years.

  • Nick R.

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    He's a 26-year-old tailor/magician from Connecticut. That pretty much sums it up.

  • Nick M.

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    A 27-year-old investment analyst from Rochester, New York, he's really into hot weather and it only takes him 20 minutes to get ready for a date.

  • Robert

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    He's a 30-year-old entrepreneur from Arizona and also claims his favorite movie is The Notebook. (I can't.)

  • Will

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    He's a 28-year-old banker from Washington state whose favorite author is R.L. Stein and favorite magazine is Slam.

  • Zach

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    He's a 28-year-old from California and got a full-ride to USC and was drafted to play pro baseball.

  • Zak

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    He's a 31-year-old engineer from Texas and said that if he could have lunch with anyone, it would be Cookie Monster, because it would be fun to watch him try and pay. (Amazing.)

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