'Bachelor' Recap: Amanda Smashes Her Face but Tierra Gets All the Sympathy

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Oh, for crying out loud. Out of all the pathetic, whiny women we've ever seen on any season of The Bachelor, have you honestly ever seen a bigger spoiled brat than Tierra LaCausi?

I mean, usually I'll give each season's "bad girl" the benefit of the doubt because of the way the show is edited, but after seeing Tierra's full-blown temper tantrum tonight, I'm convinced that she's every bit as manipulative and deceitful as the rest of the girls in the house deem her to be. Let's face it -- this girl is all kinds of cray-cray, and then some. (Poor Sean Lowe. He has no clue.)


First of all, did you see the look on her face when it was announced that Selma got the first group date? I was waiting for her head to start spinning around in circles.

And then when she found out she was going on the group date with Sean and a bunch of the other girls in the house instead of getting him all to herself, it was obvious that she was more than a little bent out of shape.

Ok, let's talk a little more about that group date, and the roller derby match between these chicks that didn't happen, but would've been totally epic. Ugh! Amanda just had to go ahead and smash her jaw into the floor and ruin all the fun. She's got some nerve, doesn't she? (Relax, I'm kidding. I'm glad she's ok.) But seriously, it would've been pretty entertaining to see the competitive side of these girls, and it would've been particularly interesting to see what kind of tricks Tierra tried to pull to win.

And based on the pity party she threw for herself later in the night, she's willing to pull out all the stops to make sure Sean falls for her hook, line, and sinker. I'm sorry, but I know I'm not the only one who burst out laughing when she started crying and comparing sharing Sean with the other girls to a form of torture. (Get over yourself, honey -- you're no more important than anyone else, despite what you may think.)

Of course, Sean reacted to Tierra's little fit exactly like I expected him to. Yep, he bought it. And now she has another rose, which I guess is actually a good thing, considering we'll have more of her bullshit to look forward to next week. Man, Amanda must be pissed though. Even a trip to the hospital didn't gain her as much sympathy as Tierra's fake tears.

Do you think Sean will ever see Tierra's true colors?


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