'Snooki & JWOWW' Season 2 Premiere Recap: Snooki Gets New Teeth to Impress Lorenzo

SnookiSnooki & JWOWW returned tonight for a second season, and while I can't say I'd really been missing them, the show does have a certain wacky charm. They picked up where they left off with Snooki eight months pregnant, and both of them pairing off with their men on opposite sides of town. 

Snooki's life revolves around preparing for Lorenzo's arrival, buying baby furniture, and worrying about ripping and pooping during the delivery. The normal stuff. Oh, and, of course, she had to get what all moms-to-be need -- new teeth. Lumineers to be specific. But they're so white and bright and big that they cause her to lisp. At least she'll be looking good when she meets Lorenzo -- which is why she said she got them in the first place.


"This morning I got Lumineers on my teeth because when Lorenzo sees me for the first time, I want him to be like, 'Holy sh*t, my mom is f--king awesome.'" I'm sure he was.

As for Jenni, she's practicing being a housewife, making dip for Roger's beloved MMA fight, and hoping for a ring. That's about it.

The big event of the episode was Snooki's big baby shower at a country club, aka "classy joint". There were oodles of presents and all of her friends and family, but Jionni was out golfing with his buddies. I'm not sure why he didn't attend the entire shower since there were other men, including her father, there, but she didn't seem too bothered by it. She did, however, expect him to show up at some point, and when he didn't, JWOWW and the crew went searching for him, but had no luck. Turns out, he'd gotten sick and was at the hospital. What a way to turn a lovely shower sour.

And that was about it. Previews show lots of excitement this season, from Lorenzo's birth to Snooki getting wild and crazy in clubs again. Jenni got her alcohol detection strips for breast milk as part of her shower gift (she doesn't want a drunk baby after all, since she's "no hillbilly"), and Snooki is primed and ready to pump and dump. A leopard-print wearing girl can never really change her spots.

What did you think of tonight's episode of Snooki & JWOWW?


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