'Bachelorette' Recap: Emily Maynard's Shocking Secret Means She Will Stay Single

The Bachelorette has officially done what I thought no Bachelor season could ever do. I really like a contestant. Kill me now. Honestly, Emily Maynard is really, really likable. She is NORMAL and honest and funny and sweet and (dare I say it) sincere! So WHY is she on this show where all these bozos compete for her?

The shocking secret of Emily's season is that she rocks. She really does. No editing. No fancy footwork. She is simply a sincere, beautiful woman whose heart is in the right place. So why is she on this idiotic show with these awful guys?

Between Ryan and Doug and all the whining, it's hard to know which man is worse. Oh no. Wait, I know. Ryan. Could he be worse?

He is such a sleazy fool. He is completely self-important, obsessed with himself, and thinks he is much deeper and smarter than he is.


Maybe the best line from him was this: "God designed you to be a beautiful woman, so be a beautiful woman."

Puke. Puke. Puke. Then there was Jef. Sweet, maybe. But oversensitive and slightly annoying. And he's the best. God help her.

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Emily is the first contestant in a long, long time I could actually see being friends with and she deserves a better crop of guys. I can't even remember the last time a woman on this show actually had guys worth dating.

Jillian and Ashley had two of the worst batches of guys, but these dudes take the cake. It makes no sense, either. Emily has so many facets, it seems. She is so much more than a pretty face, but all the guys care about is how hot she is.

What I love about Emily is her honesty, her ability to see through the crap, and her willingness to call the guys out. I can see why Brad Womack picked her.

Monday night she sent Michael and Charlie home. It was a good call (though sending them all home would be a better one), but here is the question of the year: HOW and WHY is this woman still single? She is way too good for this show.

Why do you think Emily is single?


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