Kardashians Are Coming 5 Days a Week, Hooray!

KardashiansIf you just can't get enough of the Kardashians, then you probably don't have cable or you're a crazy mega fan -- either way, you'll be happy to hear the following news. If you're one of those who agrees with a recent Parade magazine vote that Kim Kardashian is the Most Annoying Celebrity and can't stand any of the clan, then read on for a warning.

Coming next week to televisions across the country -- even those without cable -- will be the Kardashians (and a couple Jenners) five days a week on NBC. Each day one member of the family is going to be stepping in for Kathie Lee to co-host the fourth hour of the Today show along with Hoda Kotb. Every morning you can rise and be greeted by one of their faces and hear their views on the topics du jour. I'll give you a moment to let that sink in ... and either squeal with delight or run shrieking with horror. Here's what you can expect:



First up is Khloe Kardashian, who will certainly start things off with a bang. She's ballsy, brash, and I hope they have their bleeping capabilities in working order because you never know what she'll say.


Straight from a box of Wheaties, Bruce Jenner will be in the co-host seat on Tuesday. If there's a day to miss, it's this one. While Bruce is goofily charming once in awhile, he's pretty annoying the rest of the time. Plus, his hair and earrings are too distracting.


Momager Kris Jenner is up on hump day. As annoying and controlling as she may be, she's one smart lady. This might be a good morning to play a drinking game with mimosas -- drink every time she manages to get in a plug for one of the Kardashian products or ventures. I bet you'll be buzzed by the end of the hour.


The eldest sister, Kourtney Kardashian, will be in the house on Thursday. While she often seems a bit demure, there's a spitfire in that tiny package. After recently revealing that her baby daddy, Scott Disick, has a penis the size of an "elephant trunk," you never know how she might spice up the morning. Plus, cute stories about her son Mason are always fun.


I hate to say it, but they saved the best for last. Kim Kardashian is definitely the superstar of the family, and it's fitting that she wrap up the week. With her recent wedding and the upcoming special that will reveal all the details about it, there is plenty of material to hope she covers. It would be great if she gave some baby making updates too.

If all that doesn't satisfy your Kardashian kravings, you can also tune in to E! News each night at 7 and 11 p.m. where they'll have behind-the-scenes footage of each family member's experience as a co-host. But of course, those Kardashians know nothing if not how to milk something for all it's worth ... and then some.

What do you think about the Jenner-Kardashian family hosting Today next week? Which day do you think will be the best?

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