'Bachelor Pad' Vienna & Kasey Prove They Are Actually Smart

Anyone who is watching Bachelor Pad on Monday nights knows that Vienna Girardi and Kasey Kahl are the couple to beat. They also know both Vienna and Kasey are a few cards shy of a full deck. So it won't surprise anyone to learn that the couple we all love to hate is moving in together.

US Weekly broke the news on Friday, and while it's no surprise, most who have seen the show know what a huge mistake it is. Except that it's not. It's actually a very shrewd business move.

Let's face it, these two aren't in it for love. They are in it for fame and money, so the more they play up their "love" and the drama it brings to the table, the more likely they are to get a reality show. After all, who wouldn't want to watch these two? They are no Sammi and Ronnie. They bringeth the ratings.


Sometimes it seems like the whole idea behind reality TV is really just to provide an opportunity to feel superior. I may be sitting at home flipping through the channels on a Friday night, but at least I'm not a weird drama queen who grew up in a swamp with a daddy who collected shotguns dating an effeminate fame-whore pilot. Am I right or am I right?

The truth is, whatever they're doing is working. We're talking about them. Everyone is talking about them. They're playing us all. And while I kinda sorta despise them, I am also 100 percent certain I would watch their show.

Damn! They're smarter than me after all, aren't they?

Would you watch their show?


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