'30 Rock' Recap: College Talk

30 RockSay hey, Willie Mays! This week on 30 Rock: Liz tried to buy the crew’s affections and become the popular girl instead of the R.A. And the writing staff finds out it’s Jack’s voice on pronouncify.com, a gig he took to pay for college and play the prank of all pranks on Pete. I’m not saying the episode made sense. I’m saying it had these hilarious lines.


Liz, women wearing men’s watches is so over. The new thing is to get an Adam’s apple.

Your boos are not scaring me! I know most of you are not ghosts!

Lemon lesbian Frankenstein wants her shoes back.

So why the walk down memory lame? Ha-ha! High fivin’ a million angels.

Lemon, that’s actually my thoughtful window-staring spot. Visitors stare over here.

Usually everyone around here makes me feel like Hitler. But today, I feel like Hitler in Germany.

Look, it’s me! The lizard! You can start calling me that.

Television studies with a minor in bible sexuality!

Oh really? That’s how much time is left? Pizza?

Jack (singing “Aqualung”)
Sitting on a park bench! I don’t know the words except park bench!

What was your favorite line?

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