'Keeping Up With the Kardashians' Recap: Football Sex Is All the Same

scott disickIn the opening scene of Keeping Up With the Kardashians this week, Kim Kardashian's friends tried to set her up with another football player after her breakup from Reggie Bush.

While a little leery about jumping in with another footballer, Kim admitted she likes their moves:

"God, their bodies are so amazing," Kim drooled. "I love the feeling of a really strong body ... lift you up in a football player position."

"Every girl who has dated a football player, they all have sex the same way."

The "new" football player in question was Miles Austin, which made it a little anticlimactic to watch her hem and haw about dating him as we know in real life the couple has already dated and broken up due to distance and that Kim and Reggie are reportedly "talking again."

Where's that real-time reality TV when you need it?


Most of the rest of the episode revolved around Scott Disick following Bruce Jenner around like a sober, manicured puppy dog, trying to win his affections.

Bruce initially rebuffed his efforts, but after some whining from Scott, eventually gave in, and the two went off to do some strange car racing. They apparently bonded and ended up doing one of the stupidest handshakes ever, which they dubbed the "hand hug."

That was almost as barf-inducing as Scott's constant, scripted yammering about how he's changed and how he respects and admires Bruce and ... I hope it's all true, but he still makes my skin crawl and makes me want to throw things at him.

The rest of the family seems to be getting over the deep disdain for him, even Kris Jenner, who gave him points for dressing his son in athletic wear instead of pimp gear. We'll see.

Finally, there was DASH drama with Kourtney feeling put upon as Kim and Khloe weren't able to help her open a New York store as much as she would like. Drama in the Big Apple to come.

One final note from the episode: What the hell is wrong with Bruce Jenner's hair?

Did you watch Keeping Up With the Kardashians tonight? Do you buy Scott's whole reformed bit?

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