'30 Rock' Season Premiere: The 10 Best Lines

30 RockOh, 30 Rock! We love you and your Tina Fey, your kooky Tracy Morgan, your gravelly Alec Baldwin! Not to mention your non-stop bon mots, which sometimes go by so fast,  there’s no time to enjoy them properly.

That’s where we come in. This season, tune in to The Stir and catch up on the previous night’s 10 funniest lines.

Here’s the first batch of the season:


Carol (Matt Damon): "I’m in St. Louis and I can see the arch from here! No wait, that’s half a burned-down McDonald's."

Jack (Alec Baldwin): "The Harry Potter theme park continues to be a hit with both anglophiles and pedophiles."

Jenna (Jane Krakowski):" A line item budget! I love this. It takes people and turns them into amounts of money! Except for Tracy, I’m the most person on the show!"

Tracy (Tracy Morgan): "I’m sorry, my heart is playing tricks on my eyes! Just like my kidneys did to my lungs that time!"

Liz (Tina Fey): "I don’t like my life stuff mixing with my dude stuff!"

Jack (Alec Baldwin): "A middle-aged woman saying dude stuff. Is that on my sadness scavenger hunt? Why yes, it is."

Liz (Tina Fey) (awkwardly comforting a weeping Carol): "No no! It okay! Don’t be cry!"

Kenneth (Jack McBrayer): "Would an imaginary me know that you have a mole on your … list of pets to get? Or that your favorite color is rainbow?"

Tracy (Tracy Morgan): "Come back to TGS and pick the peas out of my fried rice! And the rice! I only want carrots."

Jenna (Jane Krakowski): "As great as I am at this, I’m just not necessary. Hm. The last time I said that, I was in a threesome with two of the Backstreet Boys."

Kenneth (Jack McBrayer): "Good night, Moon … Soon Park from accounting."

Did we miss your favorite line? Okay, what was it?

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