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Boy Accidentally Brings a Sex Toy to School for Nativity Play & It's All Mom's Fault

NewsPublished Dec 10, 2018
By Ashley Austrew
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During the holidays, it's not uncommon to see children at churches or private schools put on productions of the Nativity. But a Nativity play at one Scotland school took a wild turn when a mom realized she'd unknowingly purchased a sex toy for her son to use as a prop in the production.

Helen Cox told the Daily Mail she accidentally purchased an inflatable "sex sheep" for her son, and he was sent home from school because of it.-placeholder
Helen Cox told the Daily Mail she accidentally purchased an inflatable "sex sheep" for her son, and he was sent home from school because of it.
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Helen Cox told the Daily Mail she accidentally purchased an inflatable "sex sheep" for her son, and he was sent home from school because of it.

“I just can’t believe it. I don’t know whether to laugh or cry! How am I going to explain this to his teachers?” the humiliated mom of two said. “I have no idea if they’ve seen it was a sex toy and that’s why they sent it home -- I’m mortified!”

The exact sheep the mom purchased is no longer available, but she claimed she found it on Amazon.-placeholder
The exact sheep the mom purchased is no longer available, but she claimed she found it on Amazon.
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The exact sheep the mom purchased is no longer available, but she claimed she found it on Amazon.

She told the Daily Mail she was confused when her son was sent home because the product she'd purchased was listed on the retail giant's site as "Labreeze kids boys brown shepherd costume inflatable sheep nativity fancy dress outfit."

But when he brought it home, she realized it had red lips, long eyelashes, and, um, an opening in the back. Similar sheep dolls that are still available on Amazon, such as the one shown in this photo, are described on the site as a "naughty inflatable sheep doll with backdoor pleasure hole -- perfect for a gag gift!"

Um, excuse me. What?

I had no idea such a thing even existed, so it's not hard to imagine that Cox got it wrong as well.

Other parents on social media admitted they probably would have made the same mistake.-placeholder
Other parents on social media admitted they probably would have made the same mistake.
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Other parents on social media admitted they probably would have made the same mistake.

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Unfortunately for Cox, her son really wanted to know why he couldn't keep the sheep toy.-placeholder
Unfortunately for Cox, her son really wanted to know why he couldn't keep the sheep toy.
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Unfortunately for Cox, her son really wanted to know why he couldn't keep the sheep toy.

“I told him it didn’t look like a proper sheep because it had a mustache, red lipstick and a bow on its head, but he still wanted to play with it," she said. So, pretty soon, she intends to take it away from him and blame it on the Elf on the Shelf.

It's a pretty unfortunate parenting mishap, but at least now we're all aware that these horrid things exist. Everyone, be careful out there, and keep the X-rated blow-up dolls out of the Nativity scenes, OK?

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