10 Celebratory 'Potty Training' Cakes We Can't Believe Anyone Ate (PHOTOS)
Parents will do ANYTHING to potty train their toddlers, and while M&M bribes are ubiquitous, some take it so far as to celebrate the day this task is mastered with a potty training cake.
As you might guess, rather than being decorated with flowers or Disney princesses, these cakes are covered in ... well, just check out this slideshow and you'll see.
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The Uncomfortably Realistic Potty Training Cake
Yup, that's a toilet seat framing turds, but try to look beyond the content to the craftsmanship. How real do those ripples on the water look? The mastermind behind it -- a semi-professional cake decorator -- admits, "While I've decorated cakes for birthdays, baby showers, wedding showers, graduations, and monumental achievements, I can honestly say that this one is a first. Nonetheless, it is a milestone."
The Decomposing Potty Training Cake
The flies on this pile of kaka suggest this kid has bigger problems than just potty training. We're not sure what "potty patrol" looks like in his home, but clearly they need to flush more often. And maybe clean. And hire an exterminator.
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The Potty Training Cake With a Subliminal Message
At least there's no poop here, but that typo has us confused. Is it a true mistake from the spelling-challenged, or a deliberate nudge for Rebecca to "wait" to go? It's hard to say, but it's strange.
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The Way Too Perfect Potty Training Cake
After all the toilet bowls we've had to peer in so far, this potty training cake is so clean-cut, it makes us uncomfortable. And the back-story doesn't help: According to the bakery, the words on this cake come from a song the parents sang to motivate little Baxter to use the john. They even let him select the cake decor right down to the goldfish on his undies. And for some reason that makes this cake more disturbing than any pile of poop.
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