15 Weirdest Toddler Halloween Costumes

on September 19, 2009 at 7:55 AM

What about dressing your toddler up as a pimp this Halloween? Hurry, there are only "more than 10 of these costumes left" on eBay. Probably hundreds.

Momversation recently posted a list of the 15 Weirdest Toddler Halloween Costumes Ever. If you think this one is bad, take the jump to see a few more, and then bounce on over to Momversation for the complete, outrageously jaw-dropping list.

Oh, it gets worse. MUCH worse ...

Michael Jackson costume; $50

This one is almost sold out. Apparently there are lots of people who think costuming your child as a man accused of being a pedophile is in good taste.

Woopie cushion costume; $33

Should we really dress our child in a costume that encourages flatulent noises? Momversation asks.

See the 15 Weirdest Toddler Halloween Costumes and click back here to tell me which one (if any!) you would consider dressing your toddler in ...

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About the author Cynthia Dermody

is The Stir's Managing Editor who has trophies in her home for her skills at the Irish Jig. She makes cupcakes with as many fattening ingredients as possible, doesn't comb her hair for months at a time, and was probably a faerie in a former life.

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Comments (25)

kaylajean86

on Sep 19, 2009 at 10:50 AM

omg lol i would so buy the showgirl and ompa lompa outfits! bwuahahahah! to cute!

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Kingstons_Mom

on Sep 19, 2009 at 11:18 AM

I clicked the link, thinking I'd agree with most of the list. I was surprised to find that my son's very first Halloween costume (from last year) made the list! We dressed him up as Darth Vader, only because we found a cute Yoda costume for our Corgi and thought they should both be Star Wars characters together :)

The alien-busting-out costume was definitely one of the worst on the list. Creeped me out and would probably give some kids nightmares!

aurorabunny

on Sep 19, 2009 at 11:24 AM

LOL! First thing I see is the Travelocity Gnome, which is what we ordered for our son this year. Figured something I would pick would end up on the weirdest costumes list, hehe.

RanaAurora

on Sep 19, 2009 at 11:49 AM

What the hell is wrong with Spock or Dath Vader?

Slieurance

on Sep 19, 2009 at 12:49 PM

I agree that the top 4 are pretty tasteless, but the travelocity gnome. I am actually thing of dressing up my son up as Darth Vader.

babyboomboom

on Sep 19, 2009 at 1:09 PM

The only ones I think are cute are Darth Vader and Dr Spock. BTW I LOVE the commentary on Spock!! LOL

toriandgrace

on Sep 19, 2009 at 1:11 PM

Wow... toddler Hitler... I don't think I'd give that kid candy if he knocked on my door...

on Sep 19, 2009 at 2:22 PM

The Travelocity gnome is kind of a weird inside joke in my family...my mom and I think the commercials are HILARIOUS, like roll on the floor laughing hilarious but we know they're actually stupid and don't know why we think they're so funny. So she bought one of the gnomes and we took pictures of my son playing with him. LOL. Sorry..felt the need to explain my odd attraction to the gnome costume.

And yeah, the toddler Hitler...wow.

fmchavez

on Sep 19, 2009 at 8:08 PM

Awe, whats wrong with cheerios? babies love cheerios! lol I still have no idea what I'm going to do with the little one. Considering how flatuent she's been since she's been born that whoopie cushion would be perfect, I just couldn't do it.

CherBearCM

on Sep 19, 2009 at 9:00 PM

I didn't like the showgirl costume, the pimp, axe in head and definitely not the hiltler costume. Thought those were all tactless. All the others I thought were kinda funny. The picture of the kid with the alien coming out... the look on her face is just priceless, lol. I really like the whoopie cushion one, I'm considering that one for my son, I wonder if I could get in 6 month old size! LOL