Pimp costume; $40
What about dressing your toddler up as a pimp this Halloween? Hurry, there are only "more than 10 of these costumes left" on eBay. Probably hundreds.
Momversation recently posted a list of the 15 Weirdest Toddler Halloween Costumes Ever. If you think this one is bad, take the jump to see a few more, and then bounce on over to Momversation for the complete, outrageously jaw-dropping list.
Oh, it gets worse. MUCH worse ...
This one is almost sold out. Apparently there are lots of people who think costuming your child as a man accused of being a pedophile is in good taste.
Should we really dress our child in a costume that encourages flatulent noises? Momversation asks.
See the 15 Weirdest Toddler Halloween Costumes and click back here to tell me which one (if any!) you would consider dressing your toddler in ...
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Comments (25)
omg lol i would so buy the showgirl and ompa lompa outfits! bwuahahahah! to cute!
I clicked the link, thinking I'd agree with most of the list. I was surprised to find that my son's very first Halloween costume (from last year) made the list! We dressed him up as Darth Vader, only because we found a cute Yoda costume for our Corgi and thought they should both be Star Wars characters together :)
The alien-busting-out costume was definitely one of the worst on the list. Creeped me out and would probably give some kids nightmares!
LOL! First thing I see is the Travelocity Gnome, which is what we ordered for our son this year. Figured something I would pick would end up on the weirdest costumes list, hehe.
What the hell is wrong with Spock or Dath Vader?
I agree that the top 4 are pretty tasteless, but the travelocity gnome. I am actually thing of dressing up my son up as Darth Vader.
The only ones I think are cute are Darth Vader and Dr Spock. BTW I LOVE the commentary on Spock!! LOL
Wow... toddler Hitler... I don't think I'd give that kid candy if he knocked on my door...
The Travelocity gnome is kind of a weird inside joke in my family...my mom and I think the commercials are HILARIOUS, like roll on the floor laughing hilarious but we know they're actually stupid and don't know why we think they're so funny. So she bought one of the gnomes and we took pictures of my son playing with him. LOL. Sorry..felt the need to explain my odd attraction to the gnome costume.
And yeah, the toddler Hitler...wow.
Awe, whats wrong with cheerios? babies love cheerios! lol I still have no idea what I'm going to do with the little one. Considering how flatuent she's been since she's been born that whoopie cushion would be perfect, I just couldn't do it.
I didn't like the showgirl costume, the pimp, axe in head and definitely not the hiltler costume. Thought those were all tactless. All the others I thought were kinda funny. The picture of the kid with the alien coming out... the look on her face is just priceless, lol. I really like the whoopie cushion one, I'm considering that one for my son, I wonder if I could get in 6 month old size! LOL