toddler, blackmail, embarrassing stories

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What is it about toddlers? They're so funny. So silly. And sometimes even a little odd. And sheesh, they do such embarrassing things, and they don't even blush.

Well, I'm saving a few hilarious toddler tales for later when I need blackmail for a certain two future teen-aged boys.


When my older son was in daycare, he once got an "Owie Report" when he was caught biting his own arm. My youngest, who is currently ignoring all possibility of ever being potty trained, just created a Hazmat situation on the teeter totter at preschool because he refused to admit he had a full diaper.

Oh, these stories and many others are going to be worth their weight in gold some day. I'll be able to get them to clean their room, mow the lawn, maybe even weed the garden.

Are you saving any embarrassing toddler stories on your kids?

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