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... Your day begins with any of the following phrases:
"Mommy, it's good morning time!" (sometimes an hour before normal)"
Mommy, I want to get out--now!"
"Mommy, I peed in my bed!"
... You laugh when you hear non-parents say they will never let their children watch TV or eat fast food.
... Instead of negotiating important deals or making life-threatening decisions,
you are constantly
playing referee to the vital battles over toys.
... You actually enjoy picking up the toys at the end of the day while your husband gives the kids their bath because it counts as alone time.
Check out more of these truisms from Tales From a Stay At Home Mom.