OMG. Wait until you read this hilarious note written by a mom to the person who stole her 2-year-old's pumpkin off of her front porch.
I mean, I think all moms will agree that it's pretty hard to keep our tempers in check when someone messes with our kids, particularly when we have innocent, wee little ones who wouldn't hurt a fly -- let alone swipe someone's Halloween decoration from the front of their house!
Ok, so I know after seeing that photo you're dying to know what she added in at the end. Here's what this fierce mama bear had to say to the evil goblin who spoiled her kid's Halloween fun:
To the person who stole my son's pumpkin:
Thank you for the life lesson. This will help teach him that sometimes people are mean for no reason and you have to just brush it off. Because my son is 2 years old and cannot read this sign, I will add:
You are an asshole.
Bravo mama ... BRAVO! Don't you love it? Man. She's such a bad ass -- but she was so polite about the way she delivered her message at the same time. (Even the asshole bit doesn't sound derogatory.)
To hear more of what motivated her to come up with such a creative sign, check out this video clip.
Man. I really hope whoever snatched the pumpkin catches a glimpse of that note -- because it's bound to make him or her feel at least a little bit guilty, right?
Nah, you're probably right. Anyone who is heartless enough to steal from a little kid isn't capable of feeling remorse. But you know what they say -- karma's a bitch. Whoever the guilty party is better watch out for flying eggs on Halloween.
What would you say if someone took something from your child?
Image via Reddit