It's gross but true: Parents spend a lot of time talking about poo. Thinking about poo. Dealing with poo. The only people who obsess over poo more are just-potty-trained kids. Maybe. It's close. Anyway, if you enjoy a good bathroom joke, you will love this video of a 3 1/2-year-old talking to himself while on the potty. His mom helpfully provided subtitles so you can understand what he's saying through his toddler accent. You really need to hear/read this tear-inducing soliloquy on poo.
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The gist of it is that the boy cannot believe how much poo he is producing, and he deeply regrets eating all the food that went into the making of that poo. But he puts it so much better than that. Just watch.
My favorite part is where he lists all the foods he ate:
That is a lot of food! I bet he'll eat all those foods again. If I know anything about 3-year-olds, it's that most love string cheese and chocolate thingies. And gummies.
Have you ever overhead your kids talking to themselves?
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