8 Totally Tasteless Toddler T-Shirts

barely legalA dad was clothes shopping for his four-year-old daughter when he came across what he at first thought was a perfectly nice t-shirt. But then he saw what it read: "BARELY LEGAL" in pink camouflage lettering -- and "HUSTLER" in there, too, in case you didn't get the point. What the! He posted a photo of the shirt to Reddit, saying, "carried it around for about five minutes before I read the text and threw up in my mouth a little."

Ugh, what was that t-shirt company thinking? And who would buy such a t-shirt for a four-year-old girl? Shudder. But hey, there's more where that came from. The Internet is FULL of bad ideas for toddler t-shirts.

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Rhond... RhondaVeggie

I like the McBoobies one, very effective way to convey my baby's food preference and cultural heritage.

Amanda Thomas

I love the boobie ones.  And my son had a onesie that said "I'm hung like daddy---small and cute as a button".  He also had one that had profanity on it. 

It was for our amusement.  And that's how our familes worked. 

fleur... fleurdelys3110

I think the shiny things one is cute!

cooki... cookinmommyof1

A couple if those arw digusting: the hustler one and the porn star one. The others are kinda funny. When ds was younget he had one that had profanity, one that had boob referances, one that said "daddy drinks because I cry" and one that said made in vagina.

nonmember avatar S

Made in vagina is inaccurate. Just saying

femal... femaleMIKE

I wouldn't mind some of these on a onesie,  they so small they wouldn't notice.  I just wouldn't do it  for a 3 year old. 


I don't like the hustler/porn star one at all.  My sense of humor I guess.

cecil... cecillesmommy

My daughter has the "shiny things" one, I make things with glitter and she helps :) we wear it at craft shows

nonmember avatar MammaMel

The shiny things one is cute...not sure how liking glitter or jewlery makes you a bimbo...the other shirts are in poor taste...

kelly... kelly24019

I love the "I'm this many" one!!

lindy... lindylouwho

My boyfriend didn't get the made in vagina shirt. When I asked him to elaborate, he said "our baby wasn't made in Virginia". And this is why I hope our son has my brains ;)

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