Aww, toddlers! They're so ... what's the word? Grabby? Demanding? They want everything just because. Doesn't matter what it is. Doesn't matter if it's something that will make them sick or tastes yucky or is covered in fuzz. If you want it, it's MINE.
Like this little guy here. His parents caught him demanding his dad's beer. "Daddy's beer!" His parents say. "NO MYYYYY beer!" he whines.
Darn kids. Can't we even drink in peace? Samuel H. Adams!
Look little dude, you wouldn't even like that stuff if your daddy gave it to you! You just want it because Daddy seems to like it so much. But you know what? Maybe Daddy like his pad Thai drowned in sriracha, which is nothing like ketchup. See? Daddy likes some yucky things. He's weird. All grown-ups are.
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But it doesn't matter. The only thing a toddler doesn't WANT right now is that dinner you're trying to feed him. And why is that? Because it's not your beer, that why. Maybe if they put some pureed asparagus in a beer bottle, we'd get somewhere. I mean, it's worth a try. Come to think of it, I feel like we learned something valuable here with this video today.
Does your toddler want everything you have no matter what it is?
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