8 Utterly Deranged Children's Holiday Outfits (PHOTOS)

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December is officially here, which means it's time to make some final decisions about that perfect outfit for your child's adorable holiday portrait. Whether you're having Junior pose for a picture on Santa's lap or you're looking for something that's just right for a holiday card, you need something special. Something memorable. Perhaps even something that reaches out to all who behold its glory in order to convey the true meaning of the season.

For all those reasons and more, I've compiled a wondrous collection of children's holiday outfits that are virtually certain to bring extra cheer to any family gathering. Without further ado, please enjoy the 8 most amazingly festive -- and completely INSANE -- children's clothing items ever created:




If you're pregnant, why wait until the child is actually outside of your body when you can put him in a holiday sweater now? Decorated with snowflakes, a cheery reindeer, and a seasonal umbilical cord, this maternity shirt is sure to be a crowd-pleaser.

Feather's Flights

This baby onepiece says so many things. "I don't care about my infant's feelings." "I have no idea what Santa looks like." Etc.


You're thinking this sweater is absolutely perfect as is, right? But just imagine how it'll look with a splatter of milkbarf down the front!

The Gloss

Granted, that child's face is clearly Photoshopped into this outfit, but I'm positive every baby would be overcome with merriness at the sensation of wearing it.

Retro Toys

Every child who's forced to wear this costume is guaranteed to "ring in a good time," don't you think? They'll also grow up to become serial killers, but whatever.


Is it Yoda? Is it a leprechaun? No one is certain.


Can you imagine the look on Grandma's face when she gets THIS card in the mail? PS: The most disturbing part is how this image is described as the "Funny, Sexy, And Awesome Cosplay Of The Week."

Funny Junk

The hat's cute enough on its own, but it's his expression that really nails the seasonal mood. Ho ho fucking ho.

What do you think of these holiday outfits? Would you buy one for your kid?


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Gypsy... GypsyMa76

Oh I wish I could post a pic of my 7 mo old in the snowman costume. Kinda like the christmas tree one but waaaaaaaay cuter <3

dirti... dirtiekittie

that little jack skellington is ADORABLE. i would LOVE to have those as christmas cards!! (i'm thinking the "funny, sexy awesome" label was a generic mistake - oops! they probably use that title for all cosplay photos. i hope. lol) 

and even the little christmas tree is kinda cute. if you're into baby swaddle torture. LOL

Sharon Jensen

I actually liked the Christmas tree. :D  And yes, my children would have been put in that. :D And I totally would have worn the 'see through belly' shirt. :D

MomOf... MomOf2AndAZoo

Those last 2 pics are adorable :)

Sharon Gnizak

Personally, I don't see what's wrong with pictures 2 and 3, those are cute.  The caption for picture 8 though was it really necessary to use the "f" word?

gamma4 gamma4

Ummm I did the Christmas tree outfit to my oldest granddaughter 5 years ago....she was 3 months....lol

Charlotte Holtry

When did the "F" word become commonplace? Maybe I'm a prude but it still offends me especially when it is used with baby pictures!

Alaina Quist

i dont see your issue with the kid dressed as jack skellington, its a disney movie. whats the diffrence between that and a kid dressed as the hulk? its a beautiful photo, maybe you just dont understand art or live under a rock and thought they were makeing the kid into an actual corpse, whatever you were way off base.


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