It's one of the biggest, most profound revelations of toddlerhood: Boys and girls have different ... stuff. And watching a kid have this epiphany is beyond priceless because, once the basic anatomical reality sets in, every child goes through the same hilarious process: The systematic categorization of family members and friends by, well, their corresponding gender-specific parts. Which is exactly the experience little Bailey is having in this video.
And all you can do as a parent, really, is to sit back and either confirm or deny. And try not to laugh TOO hard.
Suffice it to say, Bailey seems just a tad bit disturbed -- and who can blame her? I mean, really. Who wouldn't make a face like that when forced to consider (for the first and hopefully last time) her grandma's "pagina"?
Just watch:
My favorite part of this video, hands-down: "Mommy doesn't have any penises." Oh, dear. I'm not sure if that's a good thing or a bad thing, Bailey!
Has your little one had the penis/pagina epiphany yet?
Image via psychosoprano/YouTube
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hmm I would not want my child going around saying this .. glad I always locked my doors when DD was young. They are in a 2nd row of a van .
I'm very glad that my little girl has a brother that's still not terribly inhibited. And that my sons all had exposure to a little girl in their little sister, so I didn't have to START the conversation. I wasn't afraid of having it, I just didn't want to start it!
Was that Casey Anthony commenting in the back seat?
anyone watch any of the other videos? it's very disturbing.
My 4 yr dd says boys have 'tails'......
My daughter adores learning about bodies, human and animal, from the cells to the skeleton to the muscles to the skin. She's fascinated and all matter of fact, its fantastic! We have anatomy books, puzzles, and a mini-human figure you dissectand then reassemble. We're nonchalant about nudity in our home, so she asked about the vagina and the penise before, which we told her about, she laughed and thought it was silly but replied "thats just how our bodies are different" My dad has a little shih tzu dog, and when he rolled over to get his belly rubbed my daughter said ""Awwww! Look at his cute little paws, and his cute little tail, and his cute little penis, and his cute little belly!" hahaha It was hilarious and adorable.
My 3yo nephew was naming who had what. Jacobs got a penis. Mommy has a vagina. And so on. We asked him what Gram had and he said "a jeep!"