It's one of the biggest, most profound revelations of toddlerhood: Boys and girls have different ... stuff. And watching a kid have this epiphany is beyond priceless because, once the basic anatomical reality sets in, every child goes through the same hilarious process: The systematic categorization of family members and friends by, well, their corresponding gender-specific parts. Which is exactly the experience little Bailey is having in this video.
And all you can do as a parent, really, is to sit back and either confirm or deny. And try not to laugh TOO hard.
Suffice it to say, Bailey seems just a tad bit disturbed -- and who can blame her? I mean, really. Who wouldn't make a face like that when forced to consider (for the first and hopefully last time) her grandma's "pagina"?
Just watch:
My favorite part of this video, hands-down: "Mommy doesn't have any penises." Oh, dear. I'm not sure if that's a good thing or a bad thing, Bailey!
Has your little one had the penis/pagina epiphany yet?
Image via psychosoprano/YouTube
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About a year ago it had to be adressed because she walked in in DH in the bathroom and wanted to know why daddy's stuff was funny looking.
And side note: why the heck was that little ones carseat in the front seat??? Not safe!
So, why is it that when it comes to the sexual nature of the human body is it so common for adults to prefer ignorance over knowledge? What harm comes from knowledge and wisdom that can be avoided by being ignorant? (I ask this as someone who as a child felt that I couldn't trust adults to be honest with me with topics such as sex. I don't know about others, but I certainly want others to feel that I am an honest, open, and trustworthy individual. Also, I care enough about others that I want to help give them the knowledge and wisdom that they can use to make wise choices on their own so that they don't have to learn things through trial and error [which can result in ill health, suffering, and even death.])
I wish it was called a 'pagina.'
That was cute! Mia, I'm pretty sure she's in the 2nd row of a van or SUV. I'm more worried about the thick coat she has on in the harness.
That looks like a mini-van Mia. I guess the coat doesn't look super poofy because the straps aren't digging into the fabric...