The thing I wanted most after having a baby -- the thing I longed for even more than sleep -- was a third arm. Like, a good arm. A go-go gadget arm. An arm that could carry my bags for me while a lugged the car seat out of my car, maybe mix me a cocktail. Before I had a kid of my own, I had no idea how much moms did -- while carrying a child in their arms. Make beds? Check. Pick up around the house? Check. Fix lunch? Checkcheckcheck. And I only have one. I can't imagine what it'd be like to have twins.
So, as an homage to moms' superb juggling powers, CafeMom Studios' show, Mom Vs. Man just came out with a new episode that pits one dude against 10 juice boxes. And a set of twins. Will he come out alive?
Unsurprisingly, he failed. And not just necessarily because he's a dude, but because who the hell can fit 10 straws in juice pouches in 60 seconds -- while holding twins?
Though, seriously, dude, even if you don't have kids, you should know you can't hold 'em like that. You might want to take a newborn care class before you decide to have some youngsters of your own. Just sayin'.
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What's all this emphasis on doing these things while holding infants/toddlers? I never tried to do things like this while holding my kids. I was a SAHD, and I put the kids down before I tried doing things requiring 2 hands. SMH.