You want a mess that will drive you to drink? Ask my sister! My 4 year old nephew and 2 year old niece  smashed 2 DOZEN raw eggs all over her living room! It was EVERYWHERE, on the carpet, on the couch, on the walls...pretty much anywhere they could get it. And where was my sister during all this? In the nursery changing the twins' diapers (they are 8 month old). It all happened in less than 5 minutes!

My clever toddler once ( while I was in the bathroom...2 minutes tops) managed to snag a bottle of red nail polish off my dresser and dump in on the carpeting. I silently and calmly put her in her room for nap time and sat on the floor and cried. Same child also fished a lipstick out of my purse while I finished unloading groceries and managed to draw lines down the hallway. Could NOT leave her alone for 2 seconds without some kind of disaster.

to mommaofemma: Desitin! Yes! Had that mess too...smeared all over everything in the blink of an eye. Dawn dishsoap was the only thing I could find to break down the greasy residue.

knocked over flour or sugar. Seriously. 

That time my older dd shook my ENTIRE bottle of gentian violet all over our newly tiled bathroom. The bathroom was purplish for a few days- she was purple for several weeks.

OH the baby powder. My son is 9 now, but when he was little he was OBSESSED. He was not satisfied until the thing was empty and he could empty it in seconds flat. I came up with no less than 9 hiding spots for baby powder and none of them worked, it was just a thing he had to grow out of. He doesnt believe me when I tell him these stories! And once, he took the chocolate syrup out and poured it all over the kichen and fridge. He doesnt believe that either. I wished I had taken pics!

My son poured a whole bottle of shampoo and a whole bottle of conditioner down the air conditioning vent in his room. Good times cleaning up that mess. But there was one benefit- every time the AC turned on, it made his room smell so good.

 One of theBest messes EVER in our house:My 2 kids are 5 years apart w,my son the youngest.My Mom was babysitting them one day&they wanted to play Make-up with her,so she said ok&proceeded to go get the makeup bag.They started making her face up&decided that make up wasnt bright enough,so they got the box of permanent markers out.One was doing her eyeshadow,so she didnt see it.They started drawing ALL over her face w/the markers(she thought it was eyeliner b/c she had her eyes closed).They were almost finished when a knock came at the door.It was the Police looking for the next door neighbor&wanted to know if they had seem them.Imagine the sheer shocked expression on the cops face&horror on my Mom's when she went to talk to them&was COVERED in Bright,Neon permanent marker all over her face!Boy,did SHE have some "splainin ta do to the cop(after He quit crying from laughing).Needless to say,she never let them play make-up again!In all fairness,they had seen me use a washable skinny black marker when I had run out of eyeliner before&was in a hurry,so they thought those markers were the same..Yup,just one of the MANY Stories from my kids Mischievous Childhood.&lemme tell ya,the Little Rascals have NOTHING on my 2,so EVERY day was a new adventure to see what they got into!

Entire box of Cream of Wheat on floor, carpet, kitchen, living room. Also, entire box of cereal, chips, you name it! Nail glue on brand new sofa. New for one day. Lipstick, markers, crayons, lipstain markers in scribbles on all walls. Both boys think they're Picasso!