Now, I know -- the woman is clearly a saint. She adopts kids from around the world. She works tirelessly to bring to light all of the horrible monstrosities that occur around the world. Honestly, we should just rename her "Mother Teresa" and be done with it all.
I want so badly to love her, and yet...I can't.
Here's why.
1) She makes parenting look too easy. Parenting would be a HELL of a lot easier if I had the help of 9273 nannies and live-in chefs.
2) She's dating Brad Pitt. *I* want to be dating Brad Pitt. She should let the guy go so the rest of us have a shot at making it with him.
3) I actually believe Angelina Jolie should be nominated for sainthood. She makes running my measly non-profit seem almost...cute. Pathetically cute.
4) Her pillowy lips could easily smack me when I walk into a room. My own thin lips can barely smack themselves.
5) After birthing 26473 children, her boobs should not be NEARLY as perky as they are. Mine? They look like two oranges in tube socks.
6) She looks beautiful rolling out of bed in the morning. I look beautiful if you're wearing beer goggles and the room is dark.
7) She weighs 98 pounds and could still kick my ass.
8) She weighs 98 pounds AFTER bearing 826437 kids. My arm, after popping out three kids, weighs 98 pounds.
9) I'm still bitter about the Brad/Jen breakup.
10) I'm terrified to travel with three kids to stay at a hotel - she's always carting her 82747 children around the world.
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Actually I was never gaga about Brad Pitt. I mean...I see that he's an attractive man, but I'm not attracted to him. Maybe it's because he's blond? I've always been attracted to tall, muscular, dark-haired types.
How do you know she looks good rolling out of bed? She has an entire team of people working on her and keeping her looking like that. You could look like that if you had a personal trainer and a chef cooking you perfectly balanced healthy meals. She's no saint.
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I think she'sgreat - who know's how much of the stuff you read/see about her is real. At the end of the day you don't know her/Brad/Jen so you can't make character assessments.
I choose to look at the good some celebrities do - like promote unicef, than focus on hearsay designed to sell magazines. As for the marriage breaukup - blame brad - he's the one that broke his vows
She's a humanitarin. Her kids are happy. Her love is happy. She has an amazing laugh.I like her.
As far as Jen and Brad go, both have said they were already divorcing BEFORE Angelina came into the picture. If they were happy, no woman could have come between them. Jen has moved on. Why can't everyone else?
I have never liked this woman. She is truly in love with herself, and those lips, my two daughters are much more beautiful than her. She tries to impress us with adopting children from other countries. I think there are children in the United States that need help. As far as Brad Pitt, he's getting old and showing it. Sorry, I am no real beauty, but she just flaunts it. I don't like either one of them.