'Toddlers & Tiaras' Mom Dresses Her Kid in a Meat Bikini (Why, God, Why?)


meat bikini toddlers & tiarasAt some point or another, every parent has an experience that feels completely devastating. Perhaps your little one gets sick or, on the less dire but still crushing end of the spectrum, gets snubbed by a pal at preschool.

But nothing is quite so "devastating" for a mom as realizing that the Lady Gaga-inspired "meat bikini" her daughter is supposed to wear onstage just isn't going to work.

I guess that's the price you pay for the glory of having your child on Toddlers & Tiaras (you knew that was coming, right?).

Laci's mother wanted an outfit that would really "wow the judges."

"Hmm, let's see ... what hasn't been done already? Dolly Parton with fake boobs? Done. Julia Roberts' Pretty Woman hooker outfit? Done. Madonna's gold cone bra? Dang it, that one's been done too!"

Really, what choice did she have besides the meat dress? I'm guessing she changed it to meat bikini because it required less slabs of ... whatever that dead animal was. Unfortunately, the meat wouldn't adhere properly to the swimsuit, resulting in the aforementioned "devastating" moment.

Poor little Laci. Not only did the kid have to make her entrance in a Gaga-esque "egg" (which didn't pan out so well), she had to suffer through a butchered attempt (ha!!) at conceptual couture that kept "dripping" on her bikini-clad self.

Bet you don't feel so bad about making your kid wear that ugly sweater she got from Grandma for Christmas now, right?

I suppose we can at least take comfort in the fact that none of the other contestants performed acts featuring trained wolves or dancing bears or any other carnivorous creature with sharp teeth.

What's the worst outfit you can possibly imagine seeing on Toddlers & Tiaras?


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tramenao tramenao

this mom need a reality check she need to be cooking that meat instead of putting on her child as a bikini wow can u say dumb

Stacey. Stacey.

A bikini on a child on tv while wearing makeup and heels, that would be the worst

Ksmom... Ksmomma30

this show is downright wrong for lil girls and their parents are not parents at all if they put their kid in some of those outfits...it makes me sick to my stomach when im flippin thru the stations and catch a glimpse of it...HORRIBLE SHOW


Can u say germs? Salmonella, anyone?

TateTwo TateTwo

I don't see the point of beauty pageants for little girls.  Surely, there are other ways to boost their self-esteem and create a confident presence for themselves.  It's not just the mothers and daughters, but  judges and promoters who praise and worship this kind of stuff serve no useful purpose except to create a cashflow for themselves.  You can blame the mothers all you want for not having the sense of a turnip but the root cause of all this is greed from all parties involved and it teaches little girls that greed is the root of all that is worthy of their childhood. 

SicTr... SicTransitGlori

WTF is wrong with people? Seriously?

nonmember avatar Tami

Most of those moms are nuts, but the ones on that particular episode were just extra trashy. I couldn't even watch it.

Lovem... Lovemykidstw

I was watching the show & I about had a heart attack when I saw that. The raw meat was dripping everywhere! Hello there are babies there! What if it would have dripped on stage & someone fell on it. The outfit that she actually wore wasn't much better. Pageants are one thing, but dressing your child like a hoochie is another! My daughter has done pageants but has never wore make up, fake hair or anything fake. & she definitely would not dress like they do on the show!

Mom22... Mom22Gurls82

I just cannot watch this show! These mom's kill me with the pressure they put on their sweet little girls to be "perfect". I just can't help but wonder what these kids' relationships with their mother's will be like in 10-15 years. They aren't even getting the chance to be kids! And a meat bikini?? Give me a break!

nonmember avatar windy


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