
Rule #1: Wear Them OutIt happens to the best of us. Those kiddos bring home pre-school germs and we get the sick twice as bad as those little buggers ever did. At least that's what's going on in our household and just in time for winter vacation! Just as I was about to throw in the towel, I stumbled upon the Barefoot Foodies sick parenting guide, which provides lots of entertaining options for you while you're battling the snots. And in spite of the NSFW -- or children -- videos, she actually did inspire me to teach my kids how to Dougie, while I sat on couch wrapped in a blanket.
These, and other tips got me through my worst sick day with two lively children. How did I do it? Here's how.
1. The Family Nap
Following the teaching of the Dougie, feed your children comfort food (mac and cheese, pizza, really whatever is easily accessible to you) and make everyone lie down. If children seem a little energetic, go back to the Dougie lesson one more time while you lie on couch and enjoy. Then head to the family bed for the family nap. This way, you can do that one eye closed, one eye open thing to make sure they're not getting into any trouble. Half a nap is better than none.
2. Bedroom LEGO Party
I recently learned that my toddler can sit and play with LEGOS for hours. Maybe yours has a different distraction, but the idea is the same. Pile it up at the foot of your bed, place children in front of pile, and go to bed.
3. Massage School
While lying in your bed (you're seeing the pattern here, right?), have your toddler sit on your back and give you a massage. Don't worry, tiny fingers can't do much damage.
4. Screens
There's no such thing as "too much screen time" when mom is sleepy. So if all else fails, bust out the TV/laptop/iPhone. Put it on mute and hand it over to the kid. Sleep with one eye open to make sure he's not sending inappropriate text messages/flipping the channel to porn.
How do you get through your own sick days when kids are all around you?
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Comments (9)
The worst experience we ever had was when my son, then just shy of one year old, picked up rotavirus and shared. He was feeling lousy too which makes things a bit easier in the sense that they're not running wrecking havoc but it does mean you're on nursemaid duty. One evening my hubby was in the bathroom with a bucket, I was lying on the floor too weak to move, and the boy needed a diaper change. Somehow I managed to prop myself up enough to change his diaper and soak my hands in Purell (there was no way I was making it downstairs to wash my hands) and by the time I dragged my pathetic butt to the diaper pail and back the poor little guy had conked out on my pillow. I pulled a blanket over him and conked out on the carpet next to him.
I love the LEGO party idea!
good ideas!
We do lego parties, and since my son gets bored as an only child (and I always get sick after he's recovered) we play board games (in bed) and we watch all his favorite movies/shows (while mommy nods off. My son is five now, so another bonus, I send him on helper runs (run to the kitchen and bring mommy a bottle of water/box of crackers/fruit snack) and we also do family story time, with recorded books! Yup, I pop them in the player, and half sleep while we "read" our book together.
I was really lucky, my son has always been really independent and intuitive when I am sick. I suffered debilitating migraines when my son was young and he was so good about hanging close to me and playing quietly or watching a movie or something if I had no other way to keep him entertained.
good ideas!
im not allowed to get sick lol..i just do what i gotta do..
My 11 year old becomes big man of the house. After having taken care of all my boys seasonal colds, yes, I eventually come down with one shortly after. By then, all three of my boys (2, 4 and 11) are well. I assign my eleven year old captain of the house. He is responsible for helping me manage myself (getting tissue, meds out, soup, crackers, etc..) and helping me manage the his little brothers (entertainment, snacks, lunch and maybe even dinner). There are no gourmet meals when Im sick, there is soup and sandwhiches, fruit and ice cream. The ice cream is my little way of thanking my 11 year old for being such a good captain.