8 Things Never to Say to a Mom of an Only Child

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number oneI've got one child. It might be by choice. It might not be. It doesn't matter. It's personal. Still, that doesn't stop people from asking if I'll have more, when I'll have more, why don't I have more. Or stop them from telling me I have to have more, my life is no good without more, I'm not a "real" mom without more.





These are declarations that I -- and other moms of only children -- really don't want to hear. Questions we really don't want to answer. So be kind. Take the time to read this list -- and the next time you find yourself saying something like this to another mother, bite your lip, and give her a sweet compliment instead.

  1. "When are you having another baby?" This is wrong for all kinds of reasons. Maybe I don't want another baby. Maybe I desperately want another baby (and can't have one for whatever reason -- feel like a jerk now?). Maybe I'm currently pregnant and don't want anyone to share the news just yet. Maybe I've just had a miscarriage and I'm in mourning (again with the jerk thing). I'll have another baby when I want to, if I can, and when I'm ready. Until then, not your business. Wait for the baby notice in the mail. Seriously, don't ask.
  2. "Oh, you 'don't know' cause you haven't had your second one yet." Don't know? Don't know what? I know exactly what it's like to be a mother. Last time I checked, one kid is all you need.
  3. "You're so lucky you can [fill in the blank] because you've got only one kid." So true, so true. Because I have only one child, I spend my days lounging around, watching soap operas (are those still on?), and eating bon bons. I'm thinking you might have one confused with none. I still do need to read Good Night Moon a thousand times (in one sitting), kiss boo boos, watch this ... watch this ... watch this!, survive with no sleep, go to the pediatrician, worry, wash crayons off walls, deal with mommy playground politics, do laundry, plan birthday parties, take showers, cook dinner, potty train, go to Mommy & Me class, have food spit in my face ... you get the picture. See that? One. None. That N makes all the difference.
  4. "Every child needs a brother or sister." If I don't want another child, I'm pretty sure I disagree with that statement. And I probably believe that my kid can have a happy, fulfilling life and won't turn out to be a serial killer. But if I do believe in the importance of siblings and feel beyond guilty for not being able to give my son or daughter one, then congratulations -- you just made me feel even worse.
  5. "Well. It's easy for you to be in shape because you were only pregnant once." That MUST be it. It really has nothing to do with the fact that I exercise and eat right. The one-kid thing is totally why all moms of singletons look like triathletes and moms of more are fat slobs.
  6. "It's so hard with three kids." The inverse of #3, but still, worth repeating. Are you implying that my job as mom isn't as hard as yours? For those of you who stay home with your three kids 24/7, or work and come home to your three kids, I'd agree. My hat is off to you and you can stop reading now. But for those of you who want to tell us single-kid moms how hard it is to have three kids, it's probably best not to do it at these times: a) When I see you in the coffee shop with my kid in tow, where you're meeting a friend for lunch (followed by a pedicure!) after having done your morning workout class. b) When I run by you on the road struggling with my 40-pound kid in a 20-pound jog stroller as you come breezing by, enjoying a long luxurious run because you just dropped your 3-year-old off at "school" and your 8-week-old twins off at daycare. c) Just after you've told me that you're going away on a four-day spa trip because you need some "alone" time when I haven't spent a night away from my "just one" ... ever. You might "have" three (a blessing not a burden!), but my one is always with me.
  7. "Don't you want to try for a girl/boy?" Sort of like #1, but worse. Are you saying the gender I got "stuck" with isn't good enough? Or is it that my life will somehow be incomplete if I don't have one of each?
  8. "Are you trying for another one?" I'm sorry, did you just ask me if I'm having sex?

A final bit of advice: Don't repeat all (or any) of the above EVERY SINGLE TIME we see you. We didn't appreciate it the first time.

Moms with "just one" kid -- what would you add to this list?

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yayhe... yayheadstart

Why do you have a 60 lb kid in a stroller?

nonmember avatar Rosaline

I almost cried because of number 1: People just assume that I'm going to have another one and they are so rude when they ask WHEN I'm going to have another baby because my precious baby is already two. I adore my in-laws and they are really not so subtly hinting that I should get started on baby number two. I can't even explain to them that I can not. I just spoke to my doc last week and she advised me not to get pregnant again (any time soon...to never) because of complications from my first pregnancy and the effects of it afterwards. It is 80% chance that my condition (autoimmune disease) will pop up again, earlier and more severe and it can pass on to the next baby (if I have one). My mind is in turmoil right now and I am so depressed. And my friend who has twins is always rubbing it in my face with her thoughtless comments. "Having twins is soooo hard." I just want to tell her to shut up and count her blessings sometimes.

pupuk... pupukeawahine

"You're spoiling him because he's an only child."  I've heard that more than once.  People have also told me he seems so serious, which must be because he's around adults all the time.  And those people who think you don't know how hard it is because you only have one child?  If there are siblings, then you're not you child's only playmate at home and can actually get some housework done.

DGmomma DGmomma

Sorry but it just IS harder having multiple children. Get offended if you want but that is the truth

aimdo aimdo

DGMomma - I was just about to write that!  How do I know, becuase I also once had one and yes there is more to do with four kids 

Torra... TorranceMom



Sarah... SarahHall58

I love being an only child. My mom had so much more time to teach me and go places with me and share things with me. I wouldn't change it for the world. I'm very close with my mother and love her to death. I don't know it it would be the same if I had a sibling. I only want one child and for that exact same reason. I want to be able to dedicate my heart and soul to them.

clare... clarencepcanine

#5 can be really DEVASTATING! You can NEVER know how many miscarriages or still births or other tragedies some one has experienced

Laneydo Laneydo

DGmomma and others: I think it's about the rudeness of that statement and not the "accuracy" of it. Unless you know someone well enough to know what all their struggles are you shouldn't judge... And if you are close enough to them to know everything and still think their life is super easy, you'd probably still be acting like an obnoxious friend for saying that :P I think the point is that no one likes being told their life isn't that hard (including readers of this post who have more than 1), because obviously we all have a lot going on!

Rhond... RhondaVeggie

I knew it was only a matter of time before the ignorance started. There are advantages to having one just as there are advantages to having multiples kids. If you have one it's easier to get in and out of the car and store usually but you are the only one there to play with your kid and help with homework. If you have multiple kids who want to play candy land twenty times over they can do that while you do something less likely to induce a coma. I think the biggest advantage of being a mom to one is that to are less likely to come in to a blog about how hard it is to hear this stuff and start spouting it over again.

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