7 Toddler Friendly Jokes to Make Them Squeal


jokes for toddlers
Did you hear the one about the dog . . .?
I don't know about your toddlers, but mine love a good joke. In fact, they find one they like and they repeat it over and over and over again until I'm simply laughing at their maniacal passion for said joke. And then I get over it and want them to move on, and quickly. Let's face it, toddlers are easily entertained and don't require New Yorker quality jokes to get hysterical.

I've figured out the best way to get them out of their one-joke mode is to teach them new ones as soon as the last one starts to grate on my last nerve. While the youngest ones love the knock-knocks, the older ones can get the nuance of a good chicken-and-the-road number. This means I've collected quite a few toddler-friendly jokes. So the next time you get tired of your kid's favorite funny, try these 7 jokes out on your toddler, and get used to hearing them repeatedly.

1. Knock knock

Who's there?


Boo who?

Why are you crying?

2. Why do seagulls fly over the sea? Because if they flew over the bay, they'd be bagels.

3. What's a cow's favorite place? A moo-seum.

4. What is black, and white, and red all over? A zebra with a sunburn.

5. Knock knock

Who's there


Banana who?

Knock knock

Who's there?


Banana who?

Knock knock

Who's there?


Orange who?

Orange you glad I didn't say banana?

6. What did the cat say when someone stepped on her tail? Me-ow!

7. How do you make a tissue dance? Put some boogie in it.

What's your favorite kid-friendly joke?


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LKRachel LKRachel

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Bc '7 ate 9'

PonyC... PonyChaser

Knock Knock.

Who's there?

Interrupting Sheep.

Interrupting shee ---


Argentina Iraheta

@PonyChaser: that's one of my faves. My four yr. old nephew actually got mad at me for interrupting him when I told him that one. I then proceeded to educate him on the meaning of "interrupt".

kkey75 kkey75

My 3yo loves 1 and 5. She tells them constantly. Another cute one is knock knock who's there, ice cream, ice cream who, I scream if you don't open the door.

jagam... jagamama0710

LOL I tried the banana/orange one out on my 4 year old a few months ago. The 2nd time I said banana she said "why do you keep saying banana?".  

She likes the classic: What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Nacho Cheese! 

And: What's brown and sticky? A stick. 

nonmember avatar CAWiggins

Where does smart butter go?

On the Honor Roll

Ha Ha!!

nonmember avatar Jay

What's brown and rhymes with "Snoop"?
Dr. Dre. They may not get that reference...

Senia... Seniahmom

Why were the two melons sad?

Because they cantaloupe (can't elope).

Kobolt Kobolt

Why didn't Rover bark? Rover was a fish...

kimca kimca

Looove the interrupting sheep one--that's the first time I've heard of it.  Tried it on my husband just now and he just smirked at me, haha.

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