There's no denying that kids say the darnedest things. Sometimes they say such insanely smart and witty things, it makes me wonder if I've taught them TOO much and TOO well. Other times, they really terrify me with their extreme honesty (see above). And sometimes, well, sometimes when they blurt out something totally weird or embarrassing, I just steer the grocery cart the other direction quickly and pretend that kid who just said that really strange thing isn't mine. Is that so wrong?
We were dying to hear what hilarious or oddball things your kids had come up with lately, so we started another hashtag game on Twitter. Lots of moms shared their kids' latest verbal gems under the #MyKidSaidThat hashtag. Here are 15 of the funniest kid quotes from mom readers.
3 y.o. says something silly, we laugh. She blurts: Don't tell the Facebook! #MyKidSaidThat
I announce earlier bedtimes and the girl calls out, "I'm Sophie and I did not approve this message!" Damn political ads. #MyKidSaidThat
Me: What do you want to do today? My kid: Play! And fart! #MyKidSaidThat
"Only mommies and girls have babies...boys and daddies just sit and watch." #MyKidSaidThat
I went to lunch with my sister and when she handed my daughter her meal my daughter said "what the hell is this?" #MyKidSaidThat
Minnesota was named after a drink. Cuz soda is a drink. #MyKidSaidThat
"Mommy! I do like beans! My favorite beans are the jelly ones!" #MyKidSaidThat
When no one is at the door, it's nobody and when someone IS at the door it's "yesbuddy". #MyKidSaidThat
My 4 year old told my 17 year old brother to pull up his pants like a normal person. #mykidsaidthat
After mommy and daddy were 'overheard' in the shower, my son (4yo at the time) said "Are you guys tap dancing in there?" #MyKidSaidThat
"Mommy, why are you watching that show, it's so inappropriate" -- my 8 YO, who I THOUGHT was playing video games #MyKidSaidThat
When I told her I didn't know her dad in kindergarten so she should wait to pick a husband: "Daddy's already married!" #MyKidSaidThat
To play along on Twitter, tweet a funny, weird, or crazy thing your kid said lately and tag it with #MyKidSaidThat -- or simply share your kid quotes right here in the comments below. We always love a good laugh around here.
What funny, weird, or crazy thing has your kid said lately?
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