'My Kid Said That': 15 Moms Share Funny Kid Quotes

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There's no denying that kids say the darnedest things. Sometimes they say such insanely smart and witty things, it makes me wonder if I've taught them TOO much and TOO well. Other times, they really terrify me with their extreme honesty (see above). And sometimes, well, sometimes when they blurt out something totally weird or embarrassing, I just steer the grocery cart the other direction quickly and pretend that kid who just said that really strange thing isn't mine. Is that so wrong?

We were dying to hear what hilarious or oddball things your kids had come up with lately, so we started another hashtag game on Twitter. Lots of moms shared their kids' latest verbal gems under the #MyKidSaidThat hashtag. Here are 15 of the funniest kid quotes from mom readers.

Maura CrabassMcGonkl
MauraCrabassMcG Maura CrabassMcGonkl
3 y.o. says something silly, we laugh. She blurts: Don't tell the Facebook! #MyKidSaidThat
Maggie Lamond Simone
MagLamondSimone Maggie Lamond Simone
I announce earlier bedtimes and the girl calls out, "I'm Sophie and I did not approve this message!" Damn political ads. #MyKidSaidThat
The Stir
The_Stir The Stir
Me: What do you want to do today? My kid: Play! And fart! #MyKidSaidThat
Heather Guymon
MamaGuymon Heather Guymon
"Only mommies and girls have babies...boys and daddies just sit and watch." #MyKidSaidThat
Angie Jackson
baakrjacks Angie Jackson
I went to lunch with my sister and when she handed my daughter her meal my daughter said "what the hell is this?" #MyKidSaidThat
Dali Lisa
DaliLisa Dali Lisa
Minnesota was named after a drink. Cuz soda is a drink. #MyKidSaidThat
Sasha Brown-Worsham
sashabrownworsh Sasha Brown-Worsham
"Mommy! I do like beans! My favorite beans are the jelly ones!" #MyKidSaidThat
Kristina LaCourse
stelladotkris Kristina LaCourse
Grandma? Where are your boobies? #MyKidSaidThat.
Maggie Sherman
maggiesherman Maggie Sherma
When no one is at the door, it's nobody and when someone IS at the door it's "yesbuddy". #MyKidSaidThat
K K
My 4 year old told my 17 year old brother to pull up his pants like a normal person. #mykidsaidthat
Em Elle
"Mom, I'm glad you decided to grow up to be grown up and became my mom." #mykidsaidthat #backhandedcompliment
Bethany Ranford
MamaBear815 Bethany Ranford
After mommy and daddy were 'overheard' in the shower, my son (4yo at the time) said "Are you guys tap dancing in there?" #MyKidSaidThat
Cynthia Dermody
whimsydancer Cynthia Dermody
"Mommy, why are you watching that show, it's so inappropriate" -- my 8 YO, who I THOUGHT was playing video games #MyKidSaidThat
Nancy
itsnancyv Nancy
"I'm a fancy cowgirl bordering on princess." -E #MyKidSaidThat
jeannesager
JeanneSager jeannesager
When I told her I didn't know her dad in kindergarten so she should wait to pick a husband: "Daddy's already married!" #MyKidSaidThat

To play along on Twitter, tweet a funny, weird, or crazy thing your kid said lately and tag it with #MyKidSaidThat -- or simply share your kid quotes right here in the comments below. We always love a good laugh around here.

What funny, weird, or crazy thing has your kid said lately?

 

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