'My Kid Said That': 15 Moms Share Funny Kid Quotes

by Sheri Reed August 25, 2011 at 4:43 PM

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There's no denying that kids say the darnedest things. Sometimes they say such insanely smart and witty things, it makes me wonder if I've taught them TOO much and TOO well. Other times, they really terrify me with their extreme honesty (see above). And sometimes, well, sometimes when they blurt out something totally weird or embarrassing, I just steer the grocery cart the other direction quickly and pretend that kid who just said that really strange thing isn't mine. Is that so wrong?

We were dying to hear what hilarious or oddball things your kids had come up with lately, so we started another hashtag game on Twitter. Lots of moms shared their kids' latest verbal gems under the #MyKidSaidThat hashtag. Here are 15 of the funniest kid quotes from mom readers.

MauraCrabassMcG Maura CrabassMcGonkl

3 y.o. says something silly, we laugh. She blurts: Don't tell the Facebook! #MyKidSaidThat

MagLamondSimone Maggie Lamond Simone

I announce earlier bedtimes and the girl calls out, "I'm Sophie and I did not approve this message!" Damn political ads. #MyKidSaidThat

The_Stir The Stir

Me: What do you want to do today? My kid: Play! And fart! #MyKidSaidThat

MamaGuymon Heather Guymon

"Only mommies and girls have babies...boys and daddies just sit and watch." #MyKidSaidThat

baakrjacks Angie Jackson

I went to lunch with my sister and when she handed my daughter her meal my daughter said "what the hell is this?" #MyKidSaidThat

DaliLisa Dali Lisa

Minnesota was named after a drink. Cuz soda is a drink. #MyKidSaidThat

sashabrownworsh Sasha Brown-Worsham

"Mommy! I do like beans! My favorite beans are the jelly ones!" #MyKidSaidThat

stelladotkris Kristina LaCourse

Grandma? Where are your boobies? #MyKidSaidThat.

maggiesherman Maggie Sherma

When no one is at the door, it's nobody and when someone IS at the door it's "yesbuddy". #MyKidSaidThat

alwaysinwaves K K

My 4 year old told my 17 year old brother to pull up his pants like a normal person. #mykidsaidthat

teachplaylove Em Elle

"Mom, I'm glad you decided to grow up to be grown up and became my mom." #mykidsaidthat #backhandedcompliment

MamaBear815 Bethany Ranford

After mommy and daddy were 'overheard' in the shower, my son (4yo at the time) said "Are you guys tap dancing in there?" #MyKidSaidThat

whimsydancer Cynthia Dermody

"Mommy, why are you watching that show, it's so inappropriate" -- my 8 YO, who I THOUGHT was playing video games #MyKidSaidThat

itsnancyv Nancy

"I'm a fancy cowgirl bordering on princess." -E #MyKidSaidThat

JeanneSager jeannesager

When I told her I didn't know her dad in kindergarten so she should wait to pick a husband: "Daddy's already married!" #MyKidSaidThat

To play along on Twitter, tweet a funny, weird, or crazy thing your kid said lately and tag it with #MyKidSaidThat -- or simply share your kid quotes right here in the comments below. We always love a good laugh around here.

What funny, weird, or crazy thing has your kid said lately?

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is a writer and the Entertainment, News & Sports editor for The Stir. She loves a good film, watches lots of good TV and follows Ryan Gosling's every move because she has to -- for work.

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Facebook comment from Amanda Cox

August 25, 2011 at 5:02 PM

My youngest daughter was upset that I had to work one day, and I told her that I have to go to pay the rent. My oldest told her that otherwise we would live in a cardboard box. my youngest thought a moment and said " can i at least have my own cardboard box?" LOL

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Nonmember comment from Amber

August 25, 2011 at 5:05 PM

My friends daughter (Camrynn, 4yrs old) to her mother: "Truth or dare?" My friend: "I don't like that game." Camrynn: "I dare you to take us to the beach!!!''

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mommix4

August 25, 2011 at 5:06 PM

My 5yr old dd asked me is the word asshole was a bad word I said yes it so you shouldn't say that. She tells me " what the hell I can't say anything" really don't know where she gets it from!

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Nonmember comment from shadow wheeler

August 25, 2011 at 5:13 PM

My son and i were driving in the country and he spotted a field of billy goats. He started bouncing in his seat and said "mom look at the eddie goats! Can we stop and touch them?!?!"

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MommyofDestiny

August 25, 2011 at 5:35 PM

I was dog sitting a treeing walker coonhound and when my 7 yr old first seen the dog she goes "omg mom that dog looks like a basset hound on stilts" lol

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Nanixh

August 25, 2011 at 5:39 PM

Pulling into the driveway last week, a brown colored car was waiting to go around us. My 5 year old asked me 'why is that car brown?'. I told her I wasn't sure, that's probably the way the factory painted it. She then tells me 'the car is brown like my ass'. Oh boy.

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Facebook comment from Ashley R Johnson

August 25, 2011 at 5:41 PM

My 4 year old daughter said to me.. "Mommy, when I grow up, I want big boobies like yours."

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JennyG0929

August 25, 2011 at 5:42 PM

We were on a pontoon boat on a river tour, the guide was pointing out gators, turtles, etc.

It was really quiet at one point, we were just trolling and my 3 year old yells "Holy Shit, look at that shark". Obviously there was no shark and I got the dirtiest looks from the other people on the boat.

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Facebook comment from Nikki Espinoza

August 25, 2011 at 5:43 PM

i told my 3 year old to the door ans she yelled back " I did shut the damn door " when i said you dont say damn she replied " Well i did shut the damn door "

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JenniferFallaw

August 25, 2011 at 5:46 PM

My daughter ran through the kitchen when she was six..Farted and then ran off..I called her back in to tell her that was not lady like when she ripped one again..She said "I cant help it Mom, I have a disease" I said "oh ya, what disease is that? " She said "I have FLATULISIM, Grandma said so."..LoL

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