5 Funniest Toddler T-Shirts


cafe press teeToddlers these days are such witty little things -- just read their t-shirts! I know, I know, toddlers don't have the vaguest idea what the shirt on their back says, but the rest of us do, and that's all that really matters. (Hey, you've got to keep your sense of humor when you're dealing with a 2-year-old.)

If either of my kids was still a toddler, I'd be ordering these 5 funny tees instead of writing about them. Unfortunately both of my children can read now, so I don't get to crack jokes via their clothes anymore. Let me live vicariously through you!

Considering that in the time span between my childhood and the birth of my children my mother seems to have forgotten how to say the word "no," this first one might just be my absolute fave. I don't even want to know what happened -- if your grandmother doesn't care about whatever you smashed to pieces, neither do I. Now go sleep off your candy hangover. $20, Cafepress

ipood tee

No doubt you did, you little stinker! But you'll never admit it once you learn how to talk, so I'm going to revel in your cleverly presented confession now. $17.99, Swag-City







groucho tee




Your tot doesn't care to belong to a club that accepts people like him as members! (Warning: A fake cigar would be funny, but very, very politically incorrect.) $25, Skreened




bunnies tee




Why does this one make me laugh so hard? I guess because so many of the foods we give to little kids are in the shape of bunnies or bears or dinosaurs ... tell me you've never imagined a conversation between two mangled animal crackers: Oh no, tiger, your tail got bitten off! Hippo, where did your head go? $19.95, SnorgTees

stooges tee

Wow, it's kind of uncanny how naturally Newt, Sarah, and Donald slip into the roles of Larry, Curly, and Moe, isn't it? I nominate Michele Bachmann to play Shemp. $20, Baby Wit

Which funny toddler t-shirt is your favorite?


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dirti... dirtiekittie

well maybe i'm lame, but personally i don't care for the 'i-poo'd' one. i know with a toddler you get your fair share of potty talk, but blasting it on a tshirt is a little much. and i think the same for the politics... keep them to yourself, their your opinions not your kid's!

i do love the bunnies one, and the grandma's house is hilarious though :)

nonmember avatar Megan

I'm sorry, but the grandma's house one is the only one I find funny. I do have one that my friend gave my infant son that we found funny. just says, "to pee or not to pee, that is the question, you know the answer." my friend and i love it since we're both Shakespeare buffs.

momto... momtolittleg

I love the bunny one!  I've seen that before but probably wouldn't buy it.  Cute, though!

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