Toddlers these days are such witty little things -- just read their t-shirts! I know, I know, toddlers don't have the vaguest idea what the shirt on their back says, but the rest of us do, and that's all that really matters. (Hey, you've got to keep your sense of humor when you're dealing with a 2-year-old.)
If either of my kids was still a toddler, I'd be ordering these 5 funny tees instead of writing about them. Unfortunately both of my children can read now, so I don't get to crack jokes via their clothes anymore. Let me live vicariously through you!
Considering that in the time span between my childhood and the birth of my children my mother seems to have forgotten how to say the word "no," this first one might just be my absolute fave. I don't even want to know what happened -- if your grandmother doesn't care about whatever you smashed to pieces, neither do I. Now go sleep off your candy hangover. $20, Cafepress
No doubt you did, you little stinker! But you'll never admit it once you learn how to talk, so I'm going to revel in your cleverly presented confession now. $17.99, Swag-City
Your tot doesn't care to belong to a club that accepts people like him as members! (Warning: A fake cigar would be funny, but very, very politically incorrect.) $25, Skreened
Why does this one make me laugh so hard? I guess because so many of the foods we give to little kids are in the shape of bunnies or bears or dinosaurs ... tell me you've never imagined a conversation between two mangled animal crackers: Oh no, tiger, your tail got bitten off! Hippo, where did your head go? $19.95, SnorgTees
Wow, it's kind of uncanny how naturally Newt, Sarah, and Donald slip into the roles of Larry, Curly, and Moe, isn't it? I nominate Michele Bachmann to play Shemp. $20, Baby Wit
Which funny toddler t-shirt is your favorite?