Stay Away, Creepy Princess Diana Doll!

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creepy baby dollsNumber one on your list of what not to get the future Princess of Wales, Kate Middleton, would be this Princess Diana porcelain baby doll from Franklin Mint. In fact, this should be number one on your list to not get anyone. Except for maybe your weird neighbor who has not been the same since August 31, 1997. That is, if you were inclined to spend $150 on the cuckoo next door.

I'm not totally anti-doll (well, maybe just a little), but I'm definitely anti-creepy doll. And as others have pointed out, the weird thing about this baby Princess Di is that it's based on her AS AN ADULT. So you've got this adult face and haircut on a chubby little baby body. WEIRD.

Even weirder than these dolls:

 

 

creepy baby dollsYou know you've always wanted a zombie baby. This Zombaby is up for adoption today for only $23.97! You could do worse.

creepy baby dollsLike this. Is it just me or do these gals look like they're about to start a nasty rumour about you under the bleachers?

creepy baby dollsWhich is still better than coming to life and killing you in your sleep.

 

Which of these dolls is the creepiest?

 

Images (top to bottom): Franklin Mint, Etsy, fantasy prof/Flickr, Sherry's Rose Cottage/Flickr

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LadyCash LadyCash

None of them, really.  Though every doll in that second group looks bucktoothed, lol.

sherl... sherlokke

dolls to me are saddening. i don't know whhy.

sodapple sodapple

I think the american girl dolls are creepy lol. I find the princess doll cute.

Addys... Addys_Mom

Yeah i love the princess di doll. I think she's adorable. I think the zombie doll is hilarious lol. and I always wanted an american doll. the last one looks like an heirloom doll that my grandma would have so that isn't creepy.

momav... momavanessa

Princess doll is so cute!

gou18 gou18

I think that any of those would kill me on my sleep they are all creepy. But the worst were one that I saw on the window of an antique store because it looked exactly like my daughter it even had the hair done the same way brr it make me shiver just to remember that.

Peajewel Peajewel

I don't like dolls and never did.  My Mom had a Chatty Cathy doll from when she was a kid that she put in my room and I think that did me in for all dolls.  I think they are all creepy as can be!

maine... mainemusicmaker

Okay, I HATE dolls...but call me odd (go ahead, I won't mind)...I WANT that Zombie Doll!!!

Magen Kauffman

I love the Princess Diana doll. If you think dolls are creepy you would NOt have wanted to see my Nan's house...lol! Before she passed away, her doll collection exceeded 3800 dolls! She had special built in shevles to hold her massive doll collection in the family room, the alcove near the side entrance and one of the bedrooms upstairs. At Christmas time, she would open up her house like a doll museum, but only for friends of family. It was a chore finding homes for all her dolls after she passed away. But it never seemed creepy to me, somehow. It was all layed out in a way that it seemed like a doll showcase and each one was well taken care of! I loved it!

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