The tour at Fairleigh Dickinson University has a few of the markers of your average college tour -- save for one.
You have the over-enthusiastic leader who is awfully cute (and doesn't represent anyone who actually attends the school).
You need to wear walking shoes to keep up.
And you can't understand half of what the leader says.
Which might be because she's 2 years old.
The Teaneck, New Jersey, college not-so-affectionately nicknamed Fairly Ridiculous by some students (ahem, one of my cousins) doesn't make you travel to Jersey for the tour anymore.
You can see it all online.
Now, if all tours were led by her, would you be moaning and groaning as you planned your trip?