
Flickr photo by IngaMunOkay, so I don't have a real solution for you, but how weird is this:
A Wisconsin man accused of trying to steal dirty diapers from a home has been sentenced to 30 months of probation.
Who the heck would want to steal dirty diapers?
Dillon Makuski, that's who.
Makuski, 20, was detained by a homeowner after breaking in last fall. Police found six dirty diapers in his pockets.
Um, gross.
The complaint said Makuski entered the house because he "likes to wear diapers" and thought he might find some there.
Okay, so he doesn't just like to wear diapers -- he likes to wear dirty ones. Um, gross.
When asked whether he intended to steal dirty diapers, Makuski said "yes."
He was sentenced yesterday to 30 months of probation and 200 hours of community service. He has also been ordered to undergo a psycho-sexual exam.
Can you imagine if he got time in prison?
What are you in for? Murder.
How 'bout you? Stealing dirty diapers.
And just think, if Makuski thought more like an entrepreneur and less like a criminal, he could have had himself one heck of a business and been, uh, rolling in it.
Still, I say we all make this guy's day and ship him our dirty diapers.
You in?
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Comments (16)
I dont understand why he was going around stealing diapers is beyond me.i could of gave him some for free cause i got two babies in the house lol.hey it's better than stinking up my garbage.this man really needs help!!
Why would he break into a house to get dirty diapers? Just wait until the trash is on the curb, then it is public domain. Better yet- set up a drop off point where people can "donate" their diapers. Still- I would rather have him go after dirty diapers than my child.
You know what's more gross than stealing dirty diapers? Stealing dirty ADULT diapers. Reading between the lines, I have a feeling that this is what he was doing.
There was a guy doing that in upstate NY a year or two ago too. The parents would put their bags of diapers on the porch waiting for trash pickup day, and they'd go out the next morning and they'd be gone! They were torn on calling the police because really, they were sort of glad they were gone! But they were worried the thief would opt for something with actual value the next time. So strange!
This is kinda creepy. I can't imagine why he wouldn't ASK for them, since I know most people would be more then happy to give them away... but perhaps part of his.. 'deal' is the thrill of stealing.
That dude is so creepy and gross. He needs some serious help.
What a freak
nasty and sick.
Yea, he "might" need a pysch eval.
yeah... welcome to the wackos from the state of WI... we have all sorts here!