Finally! The inevitable has happened: Kristen Stewart and Robert Pattinson broke up. For now. Whatever that means. Does anyone ever break up "until Thursday"? I guess someone is still clinging to hope that we'll get a Selena Gomez-Justin Bieber reunion. (And if that happens, I'll respond with all the maturity of Taylor Swift.) It could happen -- Kristen's lawyers could force Robert to live up to his no-breakups-until-August contract. Aw crap! I was going to stop bringing up that rumor.

Well anyway, it's the end of an era. And to be honest, I'm going to miss Robsten. They were A LOT of fun. I never tired of tracking the ups and downs of their relationship, the stunning contradictions coming from all those tabloid sources. What will we do without paparazzi photos of Rob and Kristen looking glum together at the airport? I do not know. So let us look back and remember all happy contented times. I give you: The Robsten Memorial Slideshow.

The fashion at music awards shows is always a little out there. And last night, the 2013 Billboard Music Awards were no exception. We had glittery pantsuits; we had sheer "skirts" over leotard-type things; and we had lots and lots of plunging necklines. Some of the celebrities looked sexy as all get out; and some looked just plain weird. Here are the 8 best and worst looks from the Billboard Music Awards.

Watching Mad Men the other night, I was struck by how glamorous all the women look ... in bed! They may be a bunch of dysfunctional basket-cases, but none of those ladies -- not even Peggy! -- would be caught dead in some of the scroungy things I sleep in -- from old T-shirts to stretched-out camisoles. Yikes!

So, time for some nighttime spring cleaning, I say! Out with the old, in with the sexy. Are you with me? (I bet your mate is!) To get inspired, here's round-up of nightwear that's sexy but comfortable enough that you can actually sleep in it. Plus you won't feel totally mortified if your kids catch you wearing it!

Alright folks, do you know what today is? You should! It's Armed Forces Day, aka the one day of the year that we take the time to celebrate our troops.

Oh, you thought that was Memorial Day? Or maybe Veterans Day? Nope ... those are both national holidays with a military bent, but they're also both reserved for folks who have left the military. But today is the one day when the active duty military get their (very well-deserved) due.

Oh Pat Robertson! You say the silliest things. This week, while he was answering questions on the Christian Broadcasting Network, a woman called in to say her husband had cheated on her and she was having trouble forgiving him. Pat's sage advice? Be grateful for how he provides for you and try harder to make him happy. Seriously. He made excuses for men who cheat and he told the woman to fall back in love with her husband (beg your f*cking pardon?!?). "Does he provide a home for you to live in? Does he provide food for you to eat? Does he provide clothes for you to wear? Is he nice to the children?”

Okay, so if you're a stay-at-home mom, just shut up and take what you can get from the guy. That's ... awesome. But you know what? That's 100 percent Pat Robertson. Honestly, I don't know why people bother asking his advice for anything, unless for troll bait. Here's a few other crazy things Pat's said.

Hey everybody, it's National Chocolate Chip Day! Did you even know that was an important holiday? The more you know. No one gets this day off work or school (why?!?), but I think some celebrating is in order anyway. Here's an idea -- think beyond the chocolate chip cookie. Those little chocolate bits are about so much more than that. Here are 11 excellent ideas for chocolate chip treats.

It was innocent at first. You didn't mean to become as infatuated as you did. But you couldn't help it. And now, you've just got to admit it -- you've come down with a seriously unshakable case of Fifty Shades of Grey fever. That's okay -- you're not alone!

There are people who've read Fifty Shades of Grey, and then there are Fifty Shades of Grey fans who mean business. They're captivated -- either because their sex lives have thrived thanks to the book, they can't wait to see the film cast, and/or they just can't get enough of Ana and Christian. No matter the reason, there's no shame. Here, 12 ways to know if you're a hardcore Fifty Shades fan ...

It seems like at least once a week, a story crops up in the news about a school trying to enforce a dress code that's a little out-of-control. Calling kindergartners' skirts out for being too short (when they're wearing tights!). Banning long hair on little boys.

They make me as crazy as any mom. But if I had to be honest, I feel for school administrators. Because for all of us parents just trying to apply common sense to how we dress our kids, there are the parents who go off the rails.

Take, for example, the mom who lets her 6-year-old wear high heels to school. I shouldn't have to tell you that's inappropriate, but apparently it has to be said.