Shannon Bradley-Colleary coined the phrase “The Woman Formerly Known as Beautiful" when she was seevn months pregnant, standing in line at the meat counter at Bristol Farms in Beverly Hills. Now this hilarious mom writes about her escapades as a "mom butler" and "Hollywood celebrity magnet" at a blog of the same name.

To celebrate Mother's Day, Shannon shares the story of how she came to appreciate her own mom thanks to her kids. We've all been there, haven't we?:

Here’s my sob story accompanied by violin in A minor: My parents divorced when I was 2. Both remarried. My dad once and forever. My mom (She Who Shall Be Named Culpable) three more times.

There was The Cop, The Fireman, and The Shipping Magnate.

A teen has found the cure for a condition that affects every single person on the planet -- hiccups.

While my teenage babysitter's loftiest goal is being like Kim Kardashian, 13-year-old Mallory Kievman has invented a candy called "Hiccupops" that gets rid of the world's most annoying affliction. She came up with the recipe when she was plagued by the hiccups a few years ago.

Here I always thought the proper reaction when an adult gives up some of their free time to escort a poor lonely kid to the prom is: awww! Silly me! The way an Oregon school district sees it, the best way to reward track coach Melissa Bowerman for her magnanimous gesture is tell her she has to resign from her job.

The kid's dad, Bob Thomas, had actually OK'd the "date" between his 17-year-old son and his coach. But the district is backing down. It's just another one for the "school district usurps a parents' right to decide what's right for their own kids" file.

Moms. Dads. I have to break it to you. We are not the coolest people in our kids' lives. But that's OK! Really!

We who bathe and feed and clothe, we who get up in the wee hours to cool feverish brows and stay up late at night sewing wee costumes for the school play, we who sit through mind-numbing cartoons and even more mind-numbing bedtime stories ... are trumped every time by the grandparents. They sneak in and steal our kids' hearts, and that's the way it's supposed to be. Trust me. I've got proof!

Delia Lloyd may be a mom, but she knows she's still navigating adulthood. Thank goodness she has her kids to help her, and she writes about it at the Real Delia, so we can grow up with them.

In honor of Mother's Day, Delia shares what it's like to talk about tough topics like evil and hate with your kids:

My daughter came home from school yesterday and told me that her best friend had a “hate list.”

Hey, did you hear the story about the married couple who had too much sex? Of course you didn't. That's one problem married people do not have, especially the ones with kids.

Still, we all manage to squeeze in some sexy time, but not without major effort. It's not easy to go from housework (dishes, laundry, picking gum out of the carpet) to hot and bothered during the typical day.

But a new survey by Zoosk.com promises that mind-blowing sex is just an airplane ride away.  In the poll, 69% or men and 72% of women say sex on vacation is way better than sex at home. To that, I say "Ah, Duh!" Here's why. 

Taking care of kids around the clock can be hazardous to your mental health. It's a fact!

A Gallup survey of 60,000 women discovered that stay-at-home moms are more likely to have depression, sadness, and anger than working moms.

Sad, but not exactly a big shocker. It's a grueling existence. Something -- or someone -- always needs to be changed, cleaned, and preened. All it takes is a 10-week maternity leave for a new mom to realize that taking care of kids full-time is literally the hardest gig in the universe. It's no wonder so many woman are excited to get back to the grind. Basically, working moms are getting off easy.

A little girl had to console her dejected dad after his soccer team tied in a professional match. He TIED not lost, mind you. Even so, Dutch soccer player Rogier Meijer was so distraught that he plopped down on the field and sulked. His daughter Saar -- wearing a jersey with her pop's number on it -- ran onto the pitch to try and cheer him up, sweetly putting her hand on his sunken shoulder.

Seriously, who's the grown up here?