Please, for the love of all that's good and holy -- don't tell me mom jeans are suddenly stylish again. (Were they ever, really?)

Yes, mom jeans -- as in jeans that sit so high up on your waist they practically cover your bra line. As in jeans that make us look old, frumpy, and like we've given up on looking remotely presentable simply because we have children.

And if you thought the mom jeans thing died out a long time ago, think again. Believe it or not, Topshop is selling high-waisted jeans, and calling them mom jeans like it's a good thing -- and it scares me to think there are women out there who might actually purchase them.

Every week Gwyneth Paltrow promotes her Goop exclusive, limited-edition clothing your fishmonger cannot afford, and there's always some complaining about $500 headbands or some such. But holy vegenaise, people were bitching about something totally unexpected last week: Melissa Odabash bikinis for girls ages 4 through 8. For some people, that's dangerous business.

A child abuse prevention group called Kidscape says Goop's kiddie bikinis sexualize children. "We remain very opposed to the sexualization of children and of childhood. The dangers have been discussed at length, so it is a great pity that such trends continue and that they carry celebrity endorsement," says a spokesman for the group. Seriously? Little girls have been wearing bikinis forever and it's perfectly innocent.

Kim Kardashian is certainly proud of her baby bump. The momma-to-be stepped out in a belly-baring outfit that showed off her bun in the oven -- literally. It's not quite a halfshirt, but her belly is sticking out of the lace portion of the lingerie peek-a-boo top. The all-black outfit slims and flatters her in a way that the tight green shift she wore the other day certainly didn't, but people are debating whether this is a good look.

Aww. Isn't that sweet. Bachelor Sean Lowe and Catherine Giudici wore matching outfits for his Dancing With the Stars performance on Monday, with him donning a black and gold tuxedo, and her sporting a black dress and shiny gold necklace.

Catherine posted this photo of the two of them looking all matchy-matchy on Instagram and captioned it with, "Black and gold lovahs #dwts."

Huh. "Lovahs"? I thought "lovahs" typically describes people who, well -- you know.

Oooh that Miley Cyrus is at it again -- going to parties, looking young and beautiful, and generally acting her age!

The future Mrs. Liam Hemsworth (ha!) went to music producer Pharrell Williams' 40th birthday party on Friday sporting baggy black shorts and a sexy back crop-top, and she looked totally gorgeous.

I love what Miley tweeted right after she shared this photo of her smokin' outfit: "Girl in boys clothing."

No one's going to mistake you for a boy, Miley, that's for sure!

As much as the press loves to rip Kim Kardashian for her maternity style, they love to gush about Kate Middleton's. In the world of tabloids, Kim has no clue how to dress her pregnant belly and is constantly choosing unflattering looks, while the Duchess of Cambridge has got pregnant style alll figured out. But it's not as black and white as they make it out to be. Kim has definitely rocked some hot, flattering looks lately! And to her credit as well, Kate was photographed wearing an outfit this week in Scotland that really was a hit worth clucking about.

The navy and grey plaid, A-line, wool pea coat by Moloh is the kind of coat any woman -- expecting or otherwise -- dreams about having as a part of her collection. I say that in part because to actually buy it would run you a cool $640. Ouch! But also, it's dreamy, because it's that flattering. In fact, it's so flattering, that in the pics of Kate in the coat, there's no bump in sight.

Friends and countrywomen, it's time we had a talk. You've got more than a few skeletons in your closet, and it's high time you cleaned them out. And trust me, I'm with you. I just cleaned out a closet that held clothing and shoes dating back to 1990. Going through and editing what you want to keep, what you want to donate, and what you want to burn in a trash heap is not easy, but it doesn't have to be hard. 

Here are 10 things in your closet that you're holding onto, but need to get rid of now.

She may be a former reality TV star, but based on the fact that Kristin Cavallari buys inexpensive baby clothes -- it's obvious that she's way less diva-ish than most celebrity new moms.

Believe it or not, she even admits that any designer duds her son Camden has were given to him as gifts. She says, "All of his designer clothes have been presents from people. At first I was all into the outfits -- and some days I am -- but other days he’s just in pajamas. They grow out of [outfits] so quickly, so there’s no point in spending so much money."

OMG. You know who she sounds like? Me. Or you. Or like any other regular mom in America.

And just wait 'til you hear where she shops -- it'll make you relate to her even more.